How do you turn German beer into American Beer?

Drink it

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Why do hipsters burn their lips when they drink tea?

Because they drink it before it's cool.

What did the Scotsman say when he went for another drink?

Hey, where'd my Glascow

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What did the Mexican student say when he was asked to turn in his essay?

I ain't no snitch.

How do you turn tap water into holy water?

You boil the HELL out of it! Har har har.

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What famous American filmmaker lived in a safe?

Vault Disney

Why do so many American kids die in school shootings?

They're not allowed to run in the halls.

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What did the cowboy say as he walked into a German car garage?

Audi

How do German bread greet each other?

Gluten tag!

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Why should you never drink German beer with Chinese food?

An hour later you're hungry for power.

How do you turn German beer into American Beer?

Drink it