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How do you turn German beer into American Beer?

Drink it

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What kind of water do ducks drink?

Bottled Waddle.

Where do police put their drinks?

Copholders

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Why shouldn't you let the scientists have an antelope?

They'll turn it into a bombardeer

Why did the campfire turn into a forest fire?

It wanted to get off its ash.

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What's Afghanistan's National Bird?

An American drone.

What kind of game are Americans worst at?

Tower defense.

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Why does a German always have the last laugh?

He has to wait for the verb.

What do you call a German singalong?

Follow the lieder!

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How do you turn German beer into American Beer?

Drink it

Why should you never drink German beer with Chinese food?

An hour later you're hungry for power.