How do you turn German beer into American Beer?

Drink it

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What would happen if you crossed Magilla Gorilla with a Saint Bernard?

It would drink the brandy it would carry and act like a big Gorilla!

What water does Snake drink?

Big Voss.

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How do you stop joint pain?

Turn it around.

What did pirate say when he turned 80?

AYE MATEY

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Why do so many American tourists end up in eastern Europe?

They get Hungary so they go for Turkey.

What famous American filmmaker lived in a safe?

Vault Disney

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What are the two main differences between a Chihuahua and a German shepherd?

1. Spelling 2. Pronunciation

What do German kids play on the playground?

Guten tag!

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How do you turn German beer into American Beer?

Drink it

Why should you never drink German beer with Chinese food?

An hour later you're hungry for power.