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How do you turn German beer into American Beer?

Drink it

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What do you call it when Kony drinks too much?

Cognac

Why aren't you allowed alcohol on a golf course?

Because it's a crime to drink and drive.

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

How many telemarkers does it take to change a light bulb?

3. One to change the bulb and two to talk about how beautiful the turns were.

What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?

Leave it in the cow.

American Jokes More American Jokes

What does an American call a Canadian Dollar?

A quarter.

What did Sam say to the young Americans?

Guess where this finger's going.

German Jokes More German Jokes

Why are Paris's streets lined with trees?

German soldiers like to march in the shade.

Who pays for the drinks?

The German!

German Beer Jokes More German Beer Jokes

Why should you never drink German beer with Chinese food?

An hour later you're hungry for power.

How do you turn German beer into American Beer?

Drink it