How do you turn German beer into American Beer?

Drink it

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Why should you bring two Mormons with you when you go fishing?

Because if you only bring one, he'll drink all your beer.

What is someone who takes drugs?

What is someone who drinks What hit you in the face last night

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Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Definitely not Sally. Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck Why didn't the truck turn out of the way? Sally Was driving

Why are TV's attracted to people?

Because we turn them on. / /

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What's the difference between Americans and Brits?

Brits think 200 miles is a long distance, Americans think 200 years is a long time.

What's the difference between a yogurt and the Americans?

If you leave a yogurt for 200 years it'll grow a culture.

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What's a German Ninja drink beer out of?

A clandestein.

What do you call a German think tank?

An answer panzer!

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How do you turn German beer into American Beer?

Drink it

Why should you never drink German beer with Chinese food?

An hour later you're hungry for power.