How are Americans and poles similar?

Running into one could really ruin your day.

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American Jokes More American Jokes

How do you call a person that speaks only one language?

An American

What would you guys like to ask an American?

Nevermind they'll just tell you anyway

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Who can shave 25 times in one day, and still have a beard?

A barber!

What did the Middle Eastern dishwasher say when his boss asked him what he did all day at work?

Iraq the dishes in the dish rack and Iran the dishwasher

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What happened after the word bank was robbed?

There was a run on sentences.

What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Antelopes

Pole Jokes More Pole Jokes

How are Americans and poles similar?

Running into one could really ruin your day.

How do you know Putin's doing well this election?

He's taking over the Poles.

Ruin Jokes More Ruin Jokes

What do you call a person who continues to touch up on something that is already perfect, and thus ruining whatever it was?

George Lucas.

What if Stonehenge was made to satirize the achievements of mankind?

It'd be a ruined joke.