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How are Americans and poles similar?

Running into one could really ruin your day.

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American Jokes More American Jokes

What's Al-Qaeda's favorite American football team?

The New York jets.

What room is it?

When you arrive at the international airport you are American. There is a room that changes your nationality. When you enter this room you are Russian, when you leave this room you are Finnish, and while inside European. What room is it?

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

How did Pinocchio figure out he was made of wood?

He was jacking off one day and his hand caught on fire.

When is the earliest time of day Nintendo fans play games?

The Wii hours of the morning.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What does the 1286BC incribed on the mummy's tomb indicate?

The registration of the car that ran him over!

Why is it impossible to run through a campground?

You can only ran, because it's past tents.

Pole Jokes More Pole Jokes

What do you call the fisherman that's always handling the pole while fishing?

The Master Baiter.

What do you get if you cross a frog with a decathlete?

Someone who pole-vaults without a pole.

Ruin Jokes More Ruin Jokes

What is the difference between J. Winston and a cat?

One ruins girls clothes and steals crab legs, the other one is also losing the Rose Bowl.

What's an archeologist?

Someone whose career is in ruins.