How are Americans and poles similar?

Running into one could really ruin your day.

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American Jokes More American Jokes

What's the difference between Canadians and Americans?

100 pounds.

What do you call someone who only speaks one language?

American.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why did the employee get fired from the calendar manufacturing company?

He took a day off

Why did the calendar give up on life?

Because he felt his days were numbered.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why couldn't the melons run away and get married?

They cantelope.

What can run out before you've had a chance to use it?

Slaves.

Pole Jokes More Pole Jokes

What did the poles do during world war two?

They held the telephone wires off the ground.

How do you know Putin's doing well this election?

He's taking over the Poles.

Ruin Jokes More Ruin Jokes

Why did the archaeologist go bankrupt?

Because his career was in ruins

Why is the archaeologist sad?

Because his career is in ruins.