How are Americans and poles similar?

Running into one could really ruin your day.

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American Jokes More American Jokes

What does an American call a Canadian Dollar?

A quarter.

How do American chickens cross the road?

In a bucket.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

How did Pinocchio figure out he was made of wood?

He was jacking off one day and his hand caught on fire.

Why should a honeymoon only be six days?

Because seven days makes a whole week.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What did the recent KKK hit-and-run victim order at Starbucks?

A flat white.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away?

You would too if your name was WARRGELBLAFFENGAR!!!!!

Pole Jokes More Pole Jokes

Why was the UKIP voter angry?

Because he didn't like the look of the Poles (for this to make sense, pretend the UK election hasn't happened yet)

Why do the French always were white when pole vaulting?

So people can see them surrender from afar. Edit: wrong form of the form "wear"

Ruin Jokes More Ruin Jokes

What is my relationship?

Alex: No sorry tha- glares at wife I'll take YOU RUINED MY LIFE KAREN for $800 Alex

What do women and pine trees have in common?

Every time you try to get on one, they ruin it by getting sappy.