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How do you know Putin's doing well this election?

He's taking over the Poles.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How many librarians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I don't know but I can look it up for you.

Why does a d dog scratch himself?

He is the only one that knows where it itches.

Putin Jokes More Putin Jokes

What did Russian judge say to the jury?

I better stop Stalin for time and Putin a little more effort.

What's the difference between Putin and Poutine?

Umm... I don't know... I've got nothing.

Election Jokes More Election Jokes

Why has there never been an Asian president?

Because they are taken to the hospital if the election lasts more than 4 hours

Why isn't there democracy in North Korea?

Because everytime they try to pronounce "election" everyone starts to giggle

Pole Jokes More Pole Jokes

What was the first reference to pole vaulting in the Bible?

When Jesus cleared the temple.

What do you call the fisherman that's always handling the pole while fishing?

The Master Baiter.