How do you know Putin's doing well this election?

He's taking over the Poles.

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Victoria's Secret...

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She has a big "W" embroidered on her pyjamas!

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What do you call a hoarse Putin?

Rasputin

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Because Vlad is Putin everyone in their place.

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What do you call someone who lost an election by 2 million votes?

Mr. President.

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By having people believe that you've won an election.

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Why didn't Pope John Paul let dogs into the Vatican?

Because they pee on poles.

How do you know Putin's doing well this election?

He's taking over the Poles.