How do you know Putin's doing well this election?

He's taking over the Poles.

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What did the horse say to the other horse?

Hay,I thought you knew horses couldn't speak!

How do you know that toothpaste was invented in Arkansas?

Because if it were invented anywhere else, it'd be called teethpaste.

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What did Putin say to the U.S. and E.U. after invading Ukraine?

Crimea river

What did Putin say when the world got mad at him for invading the Ukraine?

Cri-me-a river!

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Why won't anti vaxers ever win an election?

All their supporters are home with sick kids

What do Polish Arctic researchers do at elections?

They have a polar pole poll.

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What was the first reference to pole vaulting in the Bible?

When Jesus cleared the temple.

Why didn't Pope John Paul let dogs into the Vatican?

Because they pee on poles.