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How do you know Putin's doing well this election?

He's taking over the Poles.

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How do you know it's going to be a white Christmas?

It's approaching with deceptive speed.

How does a blonde set the time on her alarm clock?

She waits until midnight and plugs it back in. Disclaimer: I know it's terrible, I was very young when I came up with it.

Putin Jokes More Putin Jokes

Why didn't Ukraine go to war with Russia yet?

They were Putin up with him.

What are you going to have for Thanksgiving dinner?

Putin: "Turkey"

Election Jokes More Election Jokes

What do you call an election in Syria?

A civil war

What do you call someone who lost an election by 2 million votes?

Mr. President.

Pole Jokes More Pole Jokes

How do you know Putin's doing well this election?

He's taking over the Poles.

What did the poles do during world war two?

They held the telephone wires off the ground.