How do you know Putin's doing well this election?

He's taking over the Poles.

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How do you know the girl from Jaws had dandruff?

She left her Head &amp Shoulders on the beach

What is the most common phrase used in school?

Pupil: I don't know Teacher: Correct!

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How do you know Putin is late for Thanks Giving?

He's Russian to Turkey.

What is Putin's favorite new ballot?

Crimea River

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What do Polish Arctic researchers do at elections?

They have a polar pole poll.

What did the Mtis people think of the look on Stephen Harper's face when he lost the election?

They though it was Riel funny!

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Why did the mathematician call his dog Cauchy?

Because he left a residue at every pole.

What do you get if you cross a frog with a decathlete?

Someone who pole-vaults without a pole.