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How does Germany pay for all these refugees?

Krautfunding.

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How do IT technicians prefer to be paid?

Cache in hand.

How are you going to pay for that?

Oh, just put it on my bill.

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Who pays?

Germany.

Why does Germany have so many different kinds of bread?

Well, we had to do something with the ovens.

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What's the difference between a refugee and E.T?

E.T learned English and wanted to go home.

What's the different between E.T. and a refugee?

E.T. learned English and wanted to go home