How does Germany pay for all these refugees?

Krautfunding.

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What's the difference between garbanzo beans and chickpeas?

I've never paid $200 to have a garbanzo bean in my mouth.

Why should you pay scientists with $50 bills?

They're always looking for Grant money.

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Why couldn't Germany win a world war?

Because they'd Russia lot

What s a Muslim s favorite cologne?

GERMANY!!!!

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What do refugees drink?

Foreignade.

What's the different between E.T. and a refugee?

E.T. learned English and wanted to go home