How does Germany pay for all these refugees?

Krautfunding.

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Why won't the Alzheimer's patient pay attention to you?

Because he doesn't know the time of day.

What's the difference between a crackhead and a John?

A crackhead buys crack so he can put it into his pipe and burn it. A John pays so that he can put his pipe into a crack that might burn him.

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Why does Poland stay from Germany?

A couple decades ago they had a three way with Russia that ended poorly

What do you call a boyscout in WWII-era Germany?

A knotzi.

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How does Germany pay for all these refugees?

Krautfunding.

What's the different between E.T. and a refugee?

E.T. learned English and wanted to go home