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How does Germany pay for all these refugees?

Krautfunding.

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Who let them out?

I PAID GOOD MONEY TO IMPRISON THEM

What do you call an aging actor who has finally paid off his house?

Mortgage freeman.

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What do you say when someone hands you a nice, ripe blunt in Germany?

Danke

What is most popular hearthstone deck in Germany?

Patron Warrior because Everyone Get in Here

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What's the difference between a refugee and E.T?

E.T learned English and wanted to go home.

What do refugees drink?

Foreignade.