How does Germany pay for all these refugees?

Krautfunding.

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Why can't Zeno seem to pay his bar tab in full?

Because he kept giving half of what he owes.

What Hillary's word for a bribe?

Pay her and she'll speak to you about it.

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Why are there no cats in Germany?

Because they have nein lives.

What is Germany's favorite game?

Mein Kampf

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What's the different between E.T. and a refugee?

E.T. learned English and wanted to go home

What do refugees drink?

Foreignade.