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What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?

I wouldn't pay $300 to have a garbanzo bean in my mouth

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What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?

I wouldn't pay $300 to have a garbanzo bean in my mouth

What's the difference between a lentil and a chick pea?

I won't pay $200 to have a lentil on my face.

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What's the difference between a chic pea and a garbanzo bean?

Iv never had a garbanzo bean on my face.

What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chick pea?

I've never paid a garbanzo to bean on my face.

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What did the mouth say to the nose?

Nothing; mouths can't ta... oh, wait...

How does a blonde call for her dog?

She puts two fingers in her mouth and then shouts "Max!".