What's the difference between garbanzo beans and chickpeas?

I've never paid $200 to have a garbanzo bean in my mouth.

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What's the difference between Kim and Robert K?

Robert never got a famous black guy off all by himself...

What's the difference between a Bull Dyke and a Bull Elephant?

About 100lbs and a flannel shirt

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Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

Because education pays off in the long run!

How does someone pay for a painting?

With Monet

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What do you call chickpeas cooked in a waffle iron?

Fawaffle!

What food can tell you if a girl is pregnant?

Chickpea