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What's the difference between garbanzo beans and chickpeas?

I've never paid $200 to have a garbanzo bean in my mouth.

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What is the difference between camping and being homeless?

Marshmallows

What is the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter?

With Twitter you only get 140 characters.

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What do you call an actor that has just paid off his house?

Mortgage Freeman

How much do pirates pay for their earrings?

About a buccaneer!

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What did the Middle Eastern dictator say after he had lunch?

I ate so many chickpeas, now I falafel.

What's the difference between a chickpea and lintel?

I've never had a lintel on my chest.