What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?

I wouldn't pay $300 to have a garbanzo bean in my mouth

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What's 6 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives your girlfriend wild?

A $100 bill.

What do you call a circle of $100 bills?

Aretha Franklins! (Happy birthday to the Queen of Soul!)

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What's better than having a garbanzo bean on your face?

Having a chickpea on your face.

What's the difference between a chickpee and a garbanzo bean?

I'd never let a garbanzo bean on my face

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How do you know when a politician is lying?

Their mouth is moving.

What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common?

Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth!