What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?

I wouldn't pay $300 to have a garbanzo bean in my mouth

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What's 6 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives your girlfriend wild?

A $100 bill.

What's the difference between a garbanzo and a chick pea?

I'm not spending $100 to have a garbanzo on my face.

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What's better than having a garbanzo bean on your face?

Having a chickpea on your face.

What is the difference between a garbanzo beans and a chickpea?

I would never let a garbanzo bean in my mouth.

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I don't want to put a repost in my mouth

How can you tell that the stage is level?

The drummer is drooling out of sides of his mouth.