Aretha Franklins! (Happy birthday to the Queen of Soul!)
Well, for starters I would never pay $200 to have a lentil on my face.
The woman coming out of church as hope in her soul!
The Nun has hope in her soul and the lady taking a bath has soap in her hole.
Happy Birthday to MOO Happy Birthday to Moo
Happy Birthday To Gnu!
Because they have three hundred and sixty degrees.
She wasn't edgy enough!
They're both run by Unix.
Because she was queen of denial.
A $100 bill.