Aretha Franklins! (Happy birthday to the Queen of Soul!)
Because he'd urn-ed it.
Soul
If it's bill withers!
I'd tell you happy birthday, but to me, you've been dead for centuries
Happy Birthday To Gnu!
Because it's harder to run in squares.
Carry ooooooooonnnn, carry ooooooonnnnnnnnnn
Because she was too ahoof.
A $100 bill.