Aretha Franklins! (Happy birthday to the Queen of Soul!)
I won't pay $200 to have a lentil on my face.
There was a sin tax error. 8.5
A. Linedancing!
Because you need a soul for that.
Happy Birthday To Gnu!
Ghost buzzards
Because they have a queen. If they had a parliament, they would have had nothing.
They're both run by Unix.
A $100 bill makes change