Why did the monster put the cake in the freezer?

Because he had been told to ice it.

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How can you tell if a Canadian is an existentialist?

Instead of saying "I'm an existentialist, eh." They will say "I'm an existentialist,... be."

How Do You Tell 2 Scottsmen Apart?

You lift their kilts, and whichever one has a Quarter Pounder is a McDonald!!

Freezer Jokes More Freezer Jokes

Why did the blonde keep ice cubes in the freezer?

So she could keep the refrigerator cold.

What did the baseball manager do when he needed another man in the bullpen?

He took a can of orange juice from the freezer and made a pitcher.

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

What did the eskimo say when her water broke?

Oh no, my ice cracked!

What do you get when you cryogenically freeze a genetic copy of basketball legend Kareem Abdul Jabbar?

An ice Kareem clone

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

What do you call a mouse that can pick up a monster?

Sir.

What do you call a monster with two wooden heads?

Edward Woodward.

Cake Jokes More Cake Jokes

What is the difference between a baker baking a cake and a gynecologist giving an exam?

A few degrees.

Why was the cake lonely?

Because he was deserted by his friends