Why did the monster put the cake in the freezer?

Because he had been told to ice it.

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How can you tell if a girl is ticklish?

Give her a couple of test tickles...

Why can't you tell secrets in a corn field?

Because, corn has ears!

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Why did the nurse keep the bedpan in the refrigerator?

Because when she kept it in the freezer it took too much skin off.

Why did Batman fill his freezer with water bottles?

Because he wanted just ice.

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How does Batman order his iced water?

Can I get that..Just ice

What did the doctor say to the injured gingerbread man?

Why don't you try icing it

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What's the difference between a monster and a mouse?

A monster makes bigger holes in the skirting board.

Why did the monster drink ten liters of antifreeze?

So that he didn't have to buy a winter coat.

Cake Jokes More Cake Jokes

Who's there! Chrysalis! Chrysalis who?

Chrysalis the cake for you!

What do freezing rain and cake icing have in common?

Both are a glaze