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Why did the monster put the cake in the freezer?

Because he had been told to ice it.

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Why do I tell jokes in elevators?

Because they're funny on many levels.

How can you tell the difference between normal and self-raising flour?

One has parents

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What do you call a blonde in the freezer?

Her parents named her Cindy so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.

What did the pirate say when his wooden leg got stuck in the freezer?

Shiver me timbers!

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

What would you call the Islamic State if they tried to take over Antarctica?

Ice-is

What does Batman put in his beverages?

Just ice.

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

What did the monster say to his psychiatrist?

I feel abominable.'

What did the manager of the Frankenstein museum say?

I'VE CURATED A MONSTER!

Cake Jokes More Cake Jokes

What did John Lennon say when he got egg shells in his cake?

Yolko Oh-no

How do you get Amy Schumer, Rosie O'donnell and Lena Dunham to move to Canada?

Piece of cake.