Why did the monster put the cake in the freezer?

Because he had been told to ice it.

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How do you find a vegan at your dinner party?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

What dog can tell the time?

A watch dog!

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Why did the man put his money in the freezer?

('He wanted cold hard cash!')

What did the baseball manager do when he needed another man in the bullpen?

He took a can of orange juice from the freezer and made a pitcher.

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

What did Harry Potter order when he went to the bar?

Expecto-Patron-On-Ice

What can I get you?

Harambe: I'll have a beer. Man: No, he'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice Man: Yes, justice for Harambe.

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What did the monster say to his psychiatrist?

I feel abominable.'

What monster plays the most April Fool's jokes?

Prankenstein!

Cake Jokes More Cake Jokes

What do Australians call upside down cake?

Cake.

Why did the cardiologist bake a cake with partially hydrogenated oil?

Because he took the hypocritic oath