How do you win a late night argument with your deaf wife?

You turn off the lights.

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

What do you call someone who doesn't know how to party?

Illiterate (il-lit-erate)

Why doesn't the sun pack it's bags?

Because it's traveling light!

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Why did the witch keep turning people into Mickey Mouse?

She was having Disney spells.

Why did the campfire turn into a forest fire?

It wanted to get off its ash.

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Who's winning Went to visit my Granddad. He was watching a basketball game. "What's the score Gramps?

92 to 86." "Who's winning " I asked. "92"

Why did the Greenlander get so angry when he didn't win the lottery?

Because he was inuit to win it

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What do you call a depressed clementine on a late night walk?

A meanderin' orange.

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an atheist, an insomniac?

A person that lays awake late at night and ponders if there's such a thing as a dog.