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Who's winning Went to visit my Granddad. He was watching a basketball game. "What's the score Gramps?

92 to 86." "Who's winning " I asked. "92"

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What did the author tell his publisher when he handed him a 600 pages instead of the 200 the publisher had asked for?

Sorry, I overwrote your order.

What did the rapper ask the pet sitter when he got back from vacation?

Where my dogs at?

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What is a bigot?

A bigot is anyone winning an argument with a liberal.

What does a Maple Leads fan do after his team wins the Stanley Cup?

He turns off his Xbox and goes back to bed.

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What do vegetables watch when they're feeling frisky?

Cornography

Why did Jon Snow wait outside he Apple Store for 3 days?

For the watch

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Why didn't you visit Chad?

Cause he wasn't my Niger.

Which wiki do dyslexic pastry chefs claim to be trying to visit before getting arrested?

Www.filopedia.org

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Why was the heroin dealer arrested at the basketball game?

He was talking smack.

What did the lawyers say when they finished their basketball game?

Court is adjourned

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What is the most popular bank in Wales?

Welsh Fargo......gramps made me do it.

Who's winning Went to visit my Granddad. He was watching a basketball game. "What's the score Gramps?

92 to 86." "Who's winning " I asked. "92"