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Who's winning Went to visit my Granddad. He was watching a basketball game. "What's the score Gramps?

92 to 86." "Who's winning " I asked. "92"

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Why do people keep asking me what I'm going to be doing in three years?

I don't have 2020 vision.

What did little Paul Bunyan say when his mom asked him how he damaged his favorite toy?

It was an ax-I-dent.

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What do you call girls that have a chance of winning?

Chicken Tenders.

Who won the first Tour de France?

The Panzer SS 1st Division

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Why did Negan watch Arrested Development?

Someone told him there were two Lucilles

What do you call it when someone forces you to watch them take their clothes off?

A power strip.

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What time do philosophers like to visit the shopping mall?

At the Schopenhauer.

Why did Leonardo DiCaprio visit Sesame Street?

It was his only chance to see an Oscar

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Who's winning Went to visit my Granddad. He was watching a basketball game. "What's the score Gramps?

92 to 86." "Who's winning " I asked. "92"

How did Link win the basketball game for his team?

He used the Hookshot!

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What is the most popular bank in Wales?

Welsh Fargo......gramps made me do it.

Who's winning Went to visit my Granddad. He was watching a basketball game. "What's the score Gramps?

92 to 86." "Who's winning " I asked. "92"