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Who's winning Went to visit my Granddad. He was watching a basketball game. "What's the score Gramps?

92 to 86." "Who's winning " I asked. "92"

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What did the newsletter say to the other newsletter when he asked for help?

Bro sure!

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Because he expecto'd Petronas.

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He used the Hookshot!

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Who's winning Went to visit my Granddad. He was watching a basketball game. "What's the score Gramps?

92 to 86." "Who's winning " I asked. "92"