Basketball Game Jokes

What did the lawyers say when they finished their basketball game?

Court is adjourned

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Who loses in a basketball game between two Vietnamese guys?

No one... its Nguyen Nguyen!

Why did the short guy lose the basketball game?

Because he four feet.

Why did the duck go to the basketball game?

He heard the ref was blowing fouls!

How did Link win the basketball game for his team?

He used the Hookshot!

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Why don't girls wear skirts in the winter?

They get chapped lips

What do you give a girl who already has everything?

Antibiotics

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Why are there no feminists in Japan?

Because they hunt whales.

What food guide does a Chicagoan need in Japan?

A Ramen Manual.

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What do you call five tomatoes?

A tom-a-FOOT! In Europe, they call it a tom-a-METER.

What body part never seems to win?

The feet.

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What is a Jamaicans favorite country to visit?

Yeahman

What did the gardener yell when his vegetarian friend visited?

Run Berry, run!

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When is the earliest time of day Nintendo fans play games?

The Wii hours of the morning.

What do you get when you cross Game of Thrones with Cartoon Network?

Johnny Braavos

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What do you get when you mix gangsta rap and relational aesthetics?

Albums released through California penal records.

Why is Windows 10 releasing before nine?

Because 7 8 9

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What do you call people waiting in line for Vietnamese soup?

Pho queue.

Why is it good that the Vietnamese man won first place?

It's a Nguyen-win situation.

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What fabric is Mario's overalls?

Denim denim denim.

What's Mario's favorite song?

It's a small world after all.