Basketball Game Jokes

What did the lawyers say when they finished their basketball game?

Court is adjourned

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Who loses in a basketball game between two Vietnamese guys?

No one... its Nguyen Nguyen!

Why did the short guy lose the basketball game?

Because he four feet.

Why was the heroin dealer arrested at the basketball game?

He was talking smack.

Why did the girl bring 2 basketballs to the basketball game?

Because there was 2 basketball courts. DUH!

Why did the duck go to the basketball game?

He heard the ref was blowing fouls!

Who's winning Went to visit my Granddad. He was watching a basketball game. "What's the score Gramps?

92 to 86." "Who's winning " I asked. "92"

How did Link win the basketball game for his team?

He used the Hookshot!

Why did Jesus lose the basketball game?

Because Peter denied him three times.

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Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Why did the clown wear loud socks?

So his feet wouldn't fall asleep.

How do you keep a lawyer from drowning?

You take your foot off the top of their head.

Japan Jokes More Japan Jokes

Why doesn't Japan have elections?

I dunno but it's probably the reason for their low birth rates.

Who's Angry in Japan?

The director of Life of Pi.

2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

What would you use to write down a description of the dump you just took?

A No. 2 pencil.

What have 70 teeths and 2 eyes?

An alligator. Now what have 2 teeths and 70 eyes -A retirement home.

Nintendo Jokes More Nintendo Jokes

What console did Nintendo make for special ed kids?

The Nintendo Wii-Tard

What noise does a Nintendo ambulance make?

Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u

Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

Why was the tired criminal delighted when he was caught by the police?

Because he needed *arrest*!!!

What did the Officer say after arresting the crooked cook?

I just booked a cook for cooking the books.

Release Jokes More Release Jokes

What is it called when a man molests with each release?

Per version.

Why is #Windows10 releasing before nine?

Because 7 8 9

Vietnamese Jokes More Vietnamese Jokes

What do you call it when a person has a fear of Vietnamese food?

They have a Pho-bia!

What do you call a Vietnamese wedding?

A Win-Win situation.

Court Jokes More Court Jokes

Why won't a woman sleep with you after a date at Burger King?

Because you have to court her before you pound her.

Why did the stoner take his wife to court?

He wanted to get joint custody.