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Basketball Game Jokes

What did the lawyers say when they finished their basketball game?

Court is adjourned

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Who loses in a basketball game between two Vietnamese guys?

No one... its Nguyen Nguyen!

Why did the short guy lose the basketball game?

Because he four feet.

Why was the heroin dealer arrested at the basketball game?

He was talking smack.

Why did the girl bring 2 basketballs to the basketball game?

Because there was 2 basketball courts. DUH!

Why did the duck go to the basketball game?

He heard the ref was blowing fouls!

Who's winning Went to visit my Granddad. He was watching a basketball game. "What's the score Gramps?

92 to 86." "Who's winning " I asked. "92"

How did Link win the basketball game for his team?

He used the Hookshot!

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Vietnamese Jokes More Vietnamese Jokes

What do you call imitation Vietnamese noodle soup?

Faux.

What do you call people waiting in line for Vietnamese soup?

Pho queue.

Link Jokes More Link Jokes

What hotel does Link always ask for?

HYATT

Which hotel does Link use when he goes on vacation?

The HYAT

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

Where did the orphans go after the Orphanage blew up?

Everywhere

Why did the angry skeptic keep ignoring official reports about the eventual release of Half-Life 3?

He was blowing off Steam

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

Why did the duck cross the playground?

To get to the other slide.

What did Buddy Fletcher, accused ponzi scheme runner and husband of reddit's CEO, say to the duck?

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Gramp Jokes More Gramp Jokes

What is the most popular bank in Wales?

Welsh Fargo......gramps made me do it.

Who's winning Went to visit my Granddad. He was watching a basketball game. "What's the score Gramps?

92 to 86." "Who's winning " I asked. "92"

Visit Jokes More Visit Jokes

Why would anybody ever want to visit New Brunswick?

I hear their bowling alleys are pretty nice.

What do you get when you breed an elephant with a rhino?

A visit from the university board of ethics.

Team Jokes More Team Jokes

How did Link win the basketball game for his team?

He used the Hookshot!

Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?

They might be cheetahs!

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

Who would win in a fight between Muhammad Ali and Stephen Hawking?

Parkinson's

Who won the Battle of the Bulge?

The guy with the bulge in his sock...