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How did he get off?

It wouldn't stand up in court

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What's the only thing politicians stand for?

Reelection.

What is the best stand-up routine of our time?

I nominate Chris Rock's Never Scared.

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What did the lawyers say when they finished their basketball game?

Court is adjourned

What did the tomato say to the cheese in court?

I rest my queso.