How did he get off?

It wouldn't stand up in court

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What do you call a group of people standing in the arctic circle?

A Finnish line.

What do you call ten German men standing abreast, walking backward?

OC A receeding Herr line.

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Why did the tear testify in court?

Because he was an eye wetness.

What does a War Boy from Mad Max say when he goes to court to sign an affidavit?

WITNESS ME!