How did he get off?

It wouldn't stand up in court

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What do the Dallas Cowboys and the Rev. Billie Graham have in common?

Both can make 70,000 people stand up and shout "JESUS CHRIST!"

What does idk stand for?

Literally everyone I ask doesn't know.

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Why are burglars such good tennis players?

Because they spend such a lot of their time in courts!

Who represents a Ghost in court?

A Paralegal.