Court Jokes

Why was the photo acquitted in his trial at court?

Because he was framed!

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What did the lawyers say when they finished their basketball game?

Court is adjourned

What do lawyers wear to court?

Law suits!

What do you call a basketball that rolls off court and deflates?

Out of bounce.

What did the lazy suspect say to the court?

I haven't done anything to warrant a rest.

What do you call it when a Spanish man goes to court for custody of his children?

Fight for your right to padre

What does a War Boy from Mad Max say when he goes to court to sign an affidavit?

WITNESS ME!

Why was the Energizer Bunny tried in court?

He was charged with battery.

Why was the Energizer Bunny in court?

Because it was charged with battery.

Why did the tear testify in court?

Because he was an eye wetness.

Who represents a Ghost in court?

A Paralegal.

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Why was the electrolytic solution taken to court?

It was charged with a salt.

What did the tomato say to the cheese in court?

I rest my queso.

What do most people wear to court?

Law-suits

Why did the cellphone go to court?

Because it was charged with battery.

What should I do?

Me: Court her. Friend: Dude, I don't have any change...

What do you call 1 white guy surrounded by a court of black people?

The NBA.

What happened to the man with a legal fetish when he went to court for his parking ticket?

He got off on a technicality

What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room?

Odor in the court!!!

Why did the stoner take his wife to court?

He wanted to get joint custody.

What food should you avoid if you don't want to go to court?

Sue-shi! I'll excuse myself.

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Why are burglars such good tennis players?

Because they spend such a lot of their time in courts!

Who's there! Althea! Althea who?

Althea in court!

Why won't a woman sleep with you after a date at Burger King?

Because you have to court her before you pound her.

What did the judge say when the skunk was on trial?

Odour in court!

What did the judge say when a skunk entered the courtroom?

Odor Odor in the court!!!

What happened to the man who went to court for making deafening noises?

He lost his hearing.

Why'd the chicken cross the court?

Because he heard the ref was blowin' fowels..

What did the Japanese buck say to the doe he was courting?

OC I don't know how to put this but...I'm kind of a big deer.

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Why did Muhammad cross the road?

Because he had the right of way.

Why do you Americans drive on the wrong side of the road?

I told him, "Dude, we literally drive on the right side."

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Why is Hillary running for President?

Because it's easier than running from the law.

Who's there! Almond! Almond who?

Almond the side of the law! Kn

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What is a baby's favorite Fall Out Boy song?

Thanks For The Mammaries

Who am I to argue?

So I thanked him and went back home.

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What did the cholo say when two houses fell on him?

Get off me, homes!" My brother heard this on Tosh.

What do you call it when the Speaker of the House is angry?

A raging Boehner.

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What kind of clothes do lawyers wear?

Lawsuits.

Why is a restless man in bed like a lawyer?

Because he lies on one side and then turns around and lies on the other one.

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What does a lawyer wear to work?

A law-suit

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Law suits!

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What is Italian-American foreplay?

Hey! Wake up and roll over!

How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?

No one knows it's never happened.