Court Jokes

Why was the photo acquitted in his trial at court?

Because he was framed!

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What did the lawyers say when they finished their basketball game?

Court is adjourned

What do lawyers wear to court?

Law suits!

What do you call a basketball that rolls off court and deflates?

Out of bounce.

What did the lazy suspect say to the court?

I haven't done anything to warrant a rest.

What do you call it when a Spanish man goes to court for custody of his children?

Fight for your right to padre

What does a War Boy from Mad Max say when he goes to court to sign an affidavit?

WITNESS ME!

Why was the Energizer Bunny tried in court?

He was charged with battery.

Why was the Energizer Bunny in court?

Because it was charged with battery.

Why did the tear testify in court?

Because he was an eye wetness.

Who represents a Ghost in court?

A Paralegal.

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Why was the electrolytic solution taken to court?

It was charged with a salt.

What did the tomato say to the cheese in court?

I rest my queso.

What do most people wear to court?

Law-suits

Why did the cellphone go to court?

Because it was charged with battery.

What should I do?

Me: Court her. Friend: Dude, I don't have any change...

What do you call 1 white guy surrounded by a court of black people?

The NBA.

What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room?

Odor in the court!!!

What food should you avoid if you don't want to go to court?

Sue-shi! I'll excuse myself.

Why are burglars such good tennis players?

Because they spend such a lot of their time in courts!

Who's there! Althea! Althea who?

Althea in court!

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What did the judge say when the skunk was on trial?

Odour in court!

What did the judge say when a skunk entered the courtroom?

Odor Odor in the court!!!

What happened to the man who went to court for making deafening noises?

He lost his hearing.

Why'd the chicken cross the court?

Because he heard the ref was blowin' fowels..

What did the Japanese buck say to the doe he was courting?

I don't know how to put this but...I'm kind of a big deer.

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Whats a word that white people can call white people but black people cannot call black people?

Dad.

Why are there so many black people in Detroit?

It's because they heard there was no jobs there.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why did the traitor wear two watches?

Because he's a two timer.

What kind of underwear does a person wear when buried?

Fruit of the tomb

White People Jokes More White People Jokes

What do you call white people on a bench?

The NBA

Whats a word that white people can call white people but black people cannot call black people?

Dad.

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

How many blonde jokes exist?

One. This one. The rest are all true.

What is a chameleon's motto?

A change is as good as a rest!

Law Suit Jokes More Law Suit Jokes

What do lawyers wear to court?

Law suits!

What does a lawyer wear to work?

A law-suit

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.

What did the man in the "Race for a Cure" say to the three people beside him?

We're walking four abreast.

Spanish Man Jokes More Spanish Man Jokes

Why do Spanish men get half price movie tickets?

They take the senor discount.

What do you call it when a Spanish man goes to court for custody of his children?

Fight for your right to padre

Deflate Jokes More Deflate Jokes

What do you call a basketball that rolls off court and deflates?

Out of bounce.

How did Tom Brady's feel after losing to the Broncos?

Deflated