Court Jokes

Why was the photo acquitted in his trial at court?

Because he was framed!

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What did the lawyers say when they finished their basketball game?

Court is adjourned

What do lawyers wear to court?

Law suits!

What do you call a basketball that rolls off court and deflates?

Out of bounce.

What did the lazy suspect say to the court?

I haven't done anything to warrant a rest.

What do you call it when a Spanish man goes to court for custody of his children?

Fight for your right to padre

What does a War Boy from Mad Max say when he goes to court to sign an affidavit?

WITNESS ME!

Why was the Energizer Bunny tried in court?

He was charged with battery.

Why was the Energizer Bunny in court?

Because it was charged with battery.

Why did the tear testify in court?

Because he was an eye wetness.

Who represents a Ghost in court?

A Paralegal.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Why was the electrolytic solution taken to court?

It was charged with a salt.

What did the tomato say to the cheese in court?

I rest my queso.

What do most people wear to court?

Law-suits

Why did the cellphone go to court?

Because it was charged with battery.

What should I do?

Me: Court her. Friend: Dude, I don't have any change...

What do you call 1 white guy surrounded by a court of black people?

The NBA.

What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room?

Odor in the court!!!

What food should you avoid if you don't want to go to court?

Sue-shi! I'll excuse myself.

Why are burglars such good tennis players?

Because they spend such a lot of their time in courts!

Who's there! Althea! Althea who?

Althea in court!

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

What did the judge say when the skunk was on trial?

Odour in court!

What did the judge say when a skunk entered the courtroom?

Odor Odor in the court!!!

What happened to the man who went to court for making deafening noises?

He lost his hearing.

Why'd the chicken cross the court?

Because he heard the ref was blowin' fowels..

What did the Japanese buck say to the doe he was courting?

I don't know how to put this but...I'm kind of a big deer.

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A panda bear rolling down a hill.

What's the best way to save on toilet paper?

Slow your roll.

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Because everyone has a little good in them

Why are there no black people in the game Clue?

Because then, it would be called Solved.

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The Sergeant-Major growled at the young soldier: I didn’t see you at camouflage training this morning.

Thank you very much, sir.

How about Epidural Anesthesia?

I was like, 'Thanks, but I already picked a name.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer?

We're both lawyers.

How does a lawyer from Panama play his guitar?

He shreds.

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What's the difference between a coyote and a flea?

One howls on the prairie the other prowls on the hairy.

What's the difference between Biggie Smalls and your mom?

Biggie loves it when you call him Big Poppa, while your mom just loves it when you call.