Kkk Jokes

Why doesn't the KKK like Halloween?

Too many spooks.

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What do KKK and intensive training have in common?

They both make black guys run faster

What do you call a cross between two KKK members?

Burning

What's a KKK member's favorite car?

A crossfire.

How do we call a skinhead with an Afro?

The only black KKK member.

Why does the KKK wear all white?

Because they hate black, people!!!

What is the KKK's favorite dessert?

A Klandike bar.

What's the Mexican version of the KKK?

Que? Que? Que?

What is the theme song for the KKK?

We gon be all white

What does the KKK use to bake cookies?

White flour!

Why does the KKK hate bowling?

Because a black ball knocks over white pins with red necks.

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Why don't black pitchers throw three strikeout in a row?

Because they don't believe in the KKK

What is the KKK's favorite soup?

Clan chowder

Why does everyone like the KKK?

Cause they're the best!

What's the KKK's favorite Christmas song?

White Christmas.

Whats the KKK's favorite type of cake?

Sheet cake.

What is a KKK member's favorite board game?

CROSS fire

Why is the KKK a good place to find a job?

Cos they'll always hook a brutha up

What's the difference in the KKK and the Supreme Court?

The KKK dresses in white and scares the hell out of black people, the Supreme Court dresses in black and scares the hell out of white people.

What is the KKK's favourite football (soccer) club?

Blackburn

What did the new KKK member say during his training?

Hey, I'm getting the hang of it!

Who is the KKK's favorite children's character?

The White-Power Ranger I came up with this after reading a cracked article.

What's the similarity between Nike and the KKK?

They both make black men run faster.

What do 1% of racist people do?

They are making clubs like the KKK The other 99% are hidden here making bad jokes

Why does the KKK like Christmas?

Because it's the one day that they have an excuse to hang coloured balls from trees.

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What is a childs's favourite type of Halloween candy?

Lots a candy.

What do people from West Virginia do on Halloween?

Pump-Kin

White People Jokes More White People Jokes

How many white people does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just hire a mexican to do it.

What's the difference between a petri dish and white people?

A petri dish develops a culture.

White Flour Jokes More White Flour Jokes

What's a racist bakers favourite ingredient?

WHITE FLOUR!

What does a racist baker exclaim?

White flour!

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What do you call a man who claps at Christmas?

Santapplause!

How to cats greet each other at Christmas?

A furry merry Christmas & Happy mew year"!

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What do Russians use to censor websites?

The Inter-nyet.

What term is used to describe a phenomenon where a European mans ejaculates prematurely?

Pole Position

Bake Jokes More Bake Jokes

Why do chefs put so much effort into baking cakes?

Because you only get out what you pudding.

Why did the cookie get fired from his job?

He came to work baked.

Black Ball Jokes More Black Ball Jokes

Why does the KKK hate bowling?

Because a black ball knocks over white pins with red necks.

Why are cops so bad at pool?

Because they can't resist hitting the black ball.

Row Jokes More Row Jokes

What's a Cuban's favorite song?

Row row row your boat Over to Key West Scarily scarily scarily scarily Avoid the INS

What has 99 legs and one tooth?

The front row at a Willie Nelson concert.