He quit running.
Coward ice.
They would have a more detailed understanding of what Hell is actually like.
DMV.
It's because they heard there was no jobs there.
They both look good hanging from trees
So he'd use natural logs!
Because using an Apple a day keeps the doctors away.
Clash of Clans
Look under his kilt and if he has a quarter pounder then he is a McDonald.
The NBA
Dad.
Because I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was.