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How do you scare away a Vestiphobic?

Say "Shoo".

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What's the difference between an expensive purchase and a loud noise that scares a chicken?

One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.

Why was the black kid scared when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.

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How do you scare away a Vestiphobic?

Say "Shoo".

Why don't you shoo those flies?

Bull: I'll let them go barefoot!