Americas already got two running for president.
Dad: "Can I see your report card, son?" Son: "I don't have it." Dad: "Why?" Son: "I gave it to my friend. He wanted to scare his parents."
It scares their dogs too much
By becoming a ventriloquist!
Weeaboo
Say "Shoo".
Ebowla.
He scared the hell out of him.
Boo bae! (Read aloud please)
Scares their dogs.
To scare off Cat burglars!
It scares the hell out of the dog.
A spooky dookie.
They really scared the Shiite outa me!
It scares the hell out of the dog
Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.
Because it scares the dog.
You get a hairdryer!
He was a card shark!
He thought he was melting.
The moon scares the daylights out of it!
Petrified wood.
When they lose their haunting licenses.
Brew.
You're scaring my wife. She's only 12, jeez.
One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.
Depends.
He had to join a support group since he couldn't handle his boos.
Because he was married.
No seriously, im getting lonely.
You use tulips.
Chirpies. It's a Canarial Disease. It's Untweetable!
Because he was in first place.
Because their knee grows.
He's not a tight end anymore)
Through the cell wall.
Grandma and grandpa.
Because he knew his parents will make him return it.
Whatever you want
Suture self!
I've never seen or heard from either of them.
Me: How do you know what weed smells like! Busted, mister! You're grounded for a week. Dad: Okaayy
BECAUSE SEVEN ATE NINE *drops mic*
A seven-legged frog.
