Americas already got two running for president.
Dad: "Can I see your report card, son?" Son: "I don't have it." Dad: "Why?" Son: "I gave it to my friend. He wanted to scare his parents."
It scares their dogs too much
By becoming a ventriloquist!
Weeaboo
Say "Shoo".
Ebowla.
He scared the hell out of him.
Boo bae! (Read aloud please)
Scares their dogs.
To scare off Cat burglars!
It scares the hell out of the dog.
A spooky dookie.
They really scared the Shiite outa me!
It scares the hell out of the dog
Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.
Because it scares the dog.
You get a hairdryer!
He was a card shark!
He thought he was melting.
The moon scares the daylights out of it!
Petrified wood.
When they lose their haunting licenses.
Brew.
You're scaring my wife. She's only 12, jeez.
One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.
Depends.
He had to join a support group since he couldn't handle his boos.
It's elected President.
In his Baracks
Shoos.
Bull: I'll let them go barefoot!
Because 7 8 10.
Because 7 8 10
A Five-seven.
Five six seven eight!
An Apparigine!
Booo
They both get hot and bothered over cartoons.
Boku no Pico de Gallo
Because it won't even give you the time of day.
Two friends meet together and one asks: What would you do if you won the lottery? -I would build a brothel! Oh, and if it went wrong and you loose money? -I'd open it to the public
