Scare Jokes

What's with everyone being scared of clowns recently?

Americas already got two running for president.

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

How does a woman scare a gynecologist?

By becoming a ventriloquist!

What do anime ghosts say to scare people?

Weeaboo

How do you scare away a Vestiphobic?

Say "Shoo".

What a plates scared off?

Ebowla.

How did Satan turn an unbeliever holy?

He scared the hell out of him.

What do you say when you are trying to scare your girlfriend?

Boo bae! (Read aloud please)

Why don't blind people like skydiving?

Scares their dogs.

Why did the man put a dead tiger on his lawn?

To scare off Cat burglars!

Why dont blind people go skydiving?

It scares the hell out of the dog.

What happens when you go to the bathroom scared?

A spooky dookie.

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What did the recent Sunni convert says about ISIS?

They really scared the Shiite outa me!

Why is it bad for blind people to skydive?

It scares the hell out of the dog

How do you scare a man?

Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.

Why don't blind people like to skydive?

Because it scares the dog.

How do you scare a snowman?

You get a hairdryer!

Why did a gambler scare everyone out swimming?

He was a card shark!

Why was the black kid scared when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.

Why does the sun set at night?

The moon scares the daylights out of it!

What do you get when you scare a tree?

Petrified wood.

When do ghosts have to stop scaring people?

When they lose their haunting licenses.

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I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

What do coffee beans say to scare their friends?

Brew.

Who plays those kind of jokes anymore?

You're scaring my wife. She's only 12, jeez.

What's the difference between an expensive purchase and a loud noise that scares a chicken?

One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.

What happens when you scare an old lady?

Depends.

What happened to the ghost who couldn't scare?

He had to join a support group since he couldn't handle his boos.

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What do you call white people on a bench?

The NBA

What do you call a bench with white people?

The NBA

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why don't women like to wear dresses in the winter?

Chapped lips

What is the difference between a Mother and Wife?

One woman brings you into this world crying and the other ensures you continue to do so.

7 8 10 Jokes More 7 8 10 Jokes

Why is Bill Gates scared of the number 7?

Because 7 8 10.

Why was Windows afraid of 7?

Because 7 8 10.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What has two eyes but can't see, two wings but can't fly, and two legs but can't walk?

A dead bird.

What's green, has a cape, and flies?

Super Pickle!

Blind Jokes More Blind Jokes

What does the blind say when he walks past the fish market?

Hello ladies.

Why don't blind people like to skydive?

Because it scares the dog.

White Man Jokes More White Man Jokes

Why was the white man chasing the black man?

Because he was in first place.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man in the US?

A white man makes it to prison.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why do the versions of Windows jump from 8 to 10?

Because no one wanted Windows Nein!

Why did it take three burly Boy Scouts to help the old lady across the street?

Because she didn't want to go.

Spark Jokes More Spark Jokes

Why were the welder and stoner such good friends?

They both love to spark up joints.

Why was a happy couple weary to kiss at the gas station?

They were scared of sparks flying.