Americas already got two running for president.
Dad: "Can I see your report card, son?" Son: "I don't have it." Dad: "Why?" Son: "I gave it to my friend. He wanted to scare his parents."
It scares their dogs too much
By becoming a ventriloquist!
Weeaboo
Say "Shoo".
Ebowla.
He scared the hell out of him.
Boo bae! (Read aloud please)
Scares their dogs.
To scare off Cat burglars!
It scares the hell out of the dog.
A spooky dookie.
They really scared the Shiite outa me!
It scares the hell out of the dog
Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.
Because it scares the dog.
You get a hairdryer!
He was a card shark!
He thought he was melting.
The moon scares the daylights out of it!
Petrified wood.
When they lose their haunting licenses.
Brew.
You're scaring my wife. She's only 12, jeez.
One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.
Depends.
He had to join a support group since he couldn't handle his boos.
Jack of all Spades
Jack Danimals!
A guard dog!
Guard: He went through the entrance.
And what is he running for
My bad knee is acting up again. *knee robs a gas station*
They were scared of sparks flying.
Dad: Just chilling homie, what's up with you!
Dad: GO ASK YOUR MOTHER!
Nothing. He's mute. I don't even think he's as ventriloquist.
Ventriloquists have to be able to speak with their mouths closed. Politicians speak out of both sides of their mouths simultaneously.
If you leave yoghurt alone for 2000 years it'll develop a culture.
Because God bless America
I guess that some people just want to see the world turn
They don't want to be spotted.
