Americas already got two running for president.
Dad: "Can I see your report card, son?" Son: "I don't have it." Dad: "Why?" Son: "I gave it to my friend. He wanted to scare his parents."
It scares their dogs too much
By becoming a ventriloquist!
Weeaboo
Say "Shoo".
Ebowla.
He scared the hell out of him.
Boo bae! (Read aloud please)
Scares their dogs.
To scare off Cat burglars!
It scares the hell out of the dog.
A spooky dookie.
They really scared the Shiite outa me!
It scares the hell out of the dog
Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.
Because it scares the dog.
You get a hairdryer!
He was a card shark!
He thought he was melting.
The moon scares the daylights out of it!
Petrified wood.
When they lose their haunting licenses.
Brew.
You're scaring my wife. She's only 12, jeez.
One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.
Depends.
He had to join a support group since he couldn't handle his boos.
Warren Buffett once have me quickly kicked out of a game of bridge? When it was my turn to bid I kept saying, "Go fish".
Your products are fruity.
ROBOT: twitch, spark
Electro
Shoos.
Life outside of prison.
To do long sentences!
Electro cute
Helicowpters and Bulloons.
I've bean everywhere, ma'am!
Bean working very hard today!
I can't remember the name. I think it starts with T. Really - Ours only starts with gas.
His mom is Thai and his dad is.......
A polterheist.
He had no body to dance with
