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What does have eyes but can't see, has legs but can't walk, and has wings but can't fly?

A dead bird.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What did the bobby (English policeman) say to the hitchhiker with three heads, no arms and one leg?

Ello 'ello 'ello, you look 'armless, 'op in.

What is better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics?

Having two legs

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why do birds fly to the tropics in winter?

Why, wouldn't the winter be over by the time they reach, if they walk all the way along? So they fly.

What did the walking staff say when accused of misleading sheep?

I am not a crook!

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck. I'm sorry.

Which fly makes films?

Stephen Speilbug!

Wing Jokes More Wing Jokes

What's the difference between a bluebird and a elephant?

They both have wings, except for the elephant.

What do you call a fly without wings?

A walk.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What does a hillbilly farmer call a deer with no eyes?

Noeyedeer (Say it out loud)

Why did the man fall in love with the banana whilst on a London attraction?

Because it was a-peeling on the Eye.

Dead Bird Jokes More Dead Bird Jokes

What did u do last night?

Me: I drowned my swallows in whiskey Don't u mean sorrows Me covering tub of dead birds: is that the saying

What has two eyes but can't see, two wings but can't fly, and two legs but can't walk?

A dead bird.