What does have eyes but can't see, has legs but can't walk, and has wings but can't fly?

A dead bird.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call two guys with no arms and no legs hanging over a window?

Kurt and Rod

What do you call a sheep with no legs?

A cloud.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What did the Psychiatrist say to the man who walked in wearing nothing but plastic wrap?

I can clearly see ur nuts.

What's it called when Jesus walks across the street?

A cross walk

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why can't you reveal someone's private information online while flying?

Because that would be a para-dox.

What do you call an elephant that flies?

A jumbo jet!

Wing Jokes More Wing Jokes

What has six eyes, four wings and eight legs?

Two chickens and a goat.

What's the difference between a bird, and a bird with only one wing?

It's a matter of a pinion(http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/pinion).

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Which part of your body shuts down last when you die?

The eyes, cause they di-late.

What do you call... What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?

A doyouthinkhesawus (saurus)!

Dead Bird Jokes More Dead Bird Jokes

What has wings but can't fly, legs but can't walk, and a mouth but can't speak?

A dead bird

What does have eyes but can't see, has legs but can't walk, and has wings but can't fly?

A dead bird.