What does have eyes but can't see, has legs but can't walk, and has wings but can't fly?

A dead bird.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has four legs, two humps, and is given a copy of Metal Gear Solid for their computer?

Revolver Camelot!

What do you call a judge with no left hand and left leg?

He is alright, but one sided!

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What did Neil Armstrong do after walking on the moon before Buzz Aldrin did?

Gize.

What do you call a persnickety con artist walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What happens when you cross a fly and a mountain climber?

Trick question, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.

What's got six legs and can fly long distances?

Three swallows!

Wing Jokes More Wing Jokes

What do you call a fly without wings?

A walk.

What did the chicken say after it's wings caught on fire?

Damn, I sure got some hot wings!

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What eye cannot see, cannot blink and is bleeding?

The browneye. You'll have to guess why its bleeding.

What do you say when you catch a deer with no eyes?

I have no-eye-deer! (Unless you're a dad, you may need to sound it out)

Dead Bird Jokes More Dead Bird Jokes

What has wings but can't fly, legs but can't walk, and a mouth but can't speak?

A dead bird

What does have eyes but can't see, has legs but can't walk, and has wings but can't fly?

A dead bird.