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What does have eyes but can't see, has legs but can't walk, and has wings but can't fly?

A dead bird.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has two eyes but can't see, two wings but can't fly, and two legs but can't walk?

A dead bird.

What has four legs and see just as well from either end?

A horse with his eyes closed!

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you call a?

What do you call a convict walking down some stairs Con-descending

How to be part of a joke?

One must simply walk into a bar

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What did the pilot say when his plane wasn't flying?

Aw man, that's a drag.

How long does it take a monkey to fly a plane from LA to New York?

About 6 hours.

Wing Jokes More Wing Jokes

What has TWO wings, and ONE arrow?

A Chinese telephone. Wing wing. Arrow?

What has wings but can't fly, legs but can't walk, and a mouth but can't speak?

A dead bird

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Why do Russian police officers always work in groups of three?

One of them can read, and one of them can write. The third one is there to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.

Why do think that?

The boy responds "Because he closes his eyes when he kisses me."

Dead Bird Jokes More Dead Bird Jokes

What do you call a dead bird that was suicidal?

A Robin Williams.

What did u do last night?

Me: I drowned my swallows in whiskey Don't u mean sorrows Me covering tub of dead birds: is that the saying