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What does have eyes but can't see, has legs but can't walk, and has wings but can't fly?

A dead bird.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a witch with one leg?

Eileen.

What does the handyman who has no legs wear on his head?

The handycap.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why a fruit doesn't walk?

Because fruit flies

Why did the man get kicked out of the "Russian" bar?

Because he walked in.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

How do you know you're flying over Poland?

Toilet paper hanging on the clotheslines.

What do you think of this, you spin really fast and I'll fly a kite from the wind you make?

I'm not a big fan.

Wing Jokes More Wing Jokes

What has six eyes, four wings and eight legs?

Two chickens and a goat.

What's the difference between a bluebird and a elephant?

They both have wings, except for the elephant.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What's the biggest fish you ever caught?

That would be the one that measured fourteen inches...." "That's not so big!" "Between the eyes "

Why is the Mississippi such an unusual river?

Pupil: Because it has four eyes and can't see!

Dead Bird Jokes More Dead Bird Jokes

What did u do last night?

Me: I drowned my swallows in whiskey Don't u mean sorrows Me covering tub of dead birds: is that the saying

What has two eyes but can't see, two wings but can't fly, and two legs but can't walk?

A dead bird.