What does have eyes but can't see, has legs but can't walk, and has wings but can't fly?

A dead bird.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool?

Bob.

Why do cows need four legs to walk?

Because they lactose. Moo

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why dont you like Taylor Swift?

Shes awesome!". Because I knew she was trouble when she walked in.

What do rodents do after dinner?

Gopher a walk.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

How do you picture yourself flying on a broom?

By witchful thinking.

Why ya going to the airport?

Flying Somewhere?": "How'd you guess?": "Well, I saw your luggage, then when I saw the airplane ticket I put two and two together. So where you headed?": "Aspen.": "Mmm, California.. Beautiful."

Wing Jokes More Wing Jokes

Why is there no phone books in China?

Because theres so many wings and wongs you wing the wong number.

What bird has wings but cannot fly?

Roast turkey!

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What has four legs and see just as well from either end?

A horse with his eyes closed!

How did Columbus's men sleep on their ships?

With their eyes shut!

Dead Bird Jokes More Dead Bird Jokes

What does have eyes but can't see, has legs but can't walk, and has wings but can't fly?

A dead bird.

What do you call a dead bird that was suicidal?

A Robin Williams.