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What has six eyes, four wings and eight legs?

Two chickens and a goat.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?

Bob

What has long ears four legs and is worn on your head?

An Easter bunnet!

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

How do chickens get strong?

They egg-cersize.

Why does your son say, 'Cluck, cluck, cluck?

Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken." Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken " Mother: "We need the eggs."

Wing Jokes More Wing Jokes

What did you have on the wings of your plane?

Holes mostly...

What has two wings and a halo?

A Chinese phone. Wing wing, hallo?

Goat Jokes More Goat Jokes

What do you call a goat that likes cheese with their pasta?

Maaaac

How does an Arab farmer find his goat in the sand dunes?

Very satisfying.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What has two feet, two hands, two eyes, and two noses?

Two pirates.

What did Glenn say to Maggie at the baseball game?

I'll keep an eye out for you!