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What has six eyes, four wings and eight legs?

Two chickens and a goat.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a kid with no legs, no arms and an eyepatch?

Names.

What has two legs and bleeds profusely?

Half a cat

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Which day do chickens fear most?

Fryday.

When do chickens stop laying eggs?

Henopause

Wing Jokes More Wing Jokes

What has wings a long tail and wears a bow?

A birthday pheasant!

Why did the blonde jump off the cliff?

She thought her maxi pad had wings

Goat Jokes More Goat Jokes

What is the difference between a goat and 9/11?

You cannot milk a goat for 13 years

What does a goat have when it gives birth?

A kid.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Why can't two blind people get along?

They can't see eye to eye.

What do you call a fish with no eye's?

A fsh