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What has six eyes, four wings and eight legs?

Two chickens and a goat.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What kind of tea do you pay an arm and a leg for?

Amputee

What has 2 heads and six legs?

Nirvana

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken get sent off?

For persistent fowl play!

What do you call it when a group of chickens rebel against their farmers?

Coop d'etah

Wing Jokes More Wing Jokes

What does have eyes but can't see, has legs but can't walk, and has wings but can't fly?

A dead bird.

Why is it never a good idea to use a Chinese phone book?

There are so many Wings and Wongs, you might wing a wong number.

Goat Jokes More Goat Jokes

What happened to the man who tried to cross a lioin with a goat?

He had to get a new goat!

What do you get when you put human DNA in a goat?

ISIS

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

I have no ideer.

What has one eye but can't see?

A blind man...