What has six eyes, four wings and eight legs?

Two chickens and a goat.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms or legs playing in the leaves?

Russell.

What has three feet but no legs?

A yardstick.

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken get a Ouija Board?

To contact those on the other side.

Why do chickens sit on their eggs?

Because they don't have chairs.

Wing Jokes More Wing Jokes

What has wings but can't fly, legs but can't walk, and a mouth but can't speak?

A dead bird

What does have eyes but can't see, has legs but can't walk, and has wings but can't fly?

A dead bird.

Goat Jokes More Goat Jokes

What happened to the man who tried to cross a lioin with a goat?

He had to get a new goat!

What do you call a goat that likes cheese with their pasta?

Maaaac

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Why did the teacher cross her eyes?

Because she couldn't control her pupils.

Why can't two blind people get along?

They can't see eye to eye.