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What has six eyes, four wings and eight legs?

Two chickens and a goat.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What walks on eight legs until the age of one, four legs until the age of twenty, and two legs after?

The Weasley twins

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water?

Bob

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip?

To get to the same side.

Why did the chicken cross the rode?

To get to the other side.

Wing Jokes More Wing Jokes

Why is it never a good idea to use a Chinese phone book?

There are so many Wings and Wongs, you might wing a wong number.

What's the difference between a bird, and a bird with only one wing?

It's a matter of a pinion(http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/pinion).

Goat Jokes More Goat Jokes

What do goats do to get off?

They pasturebate

What do you get when you inject human DNA into a goat?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What is a ram's favorite song on February 14th?

I only have eyes for ewe, dear

What did the donuts do on their date?

They glazed into each other's eyes