What has six eyes, four wings and eight legs?

Two chickens and a goat.

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What has six eyes, four wings and eight legs?

Two chickens and a goat.

What do you call an Asian lady with one leg longer than the other?

Irene

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What does a chicken call its backpack?

A BokBok...

What's the difference between an expensive purchase and a loud noise that scares a chicken?

One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.

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What Do You Call A Dog With Wings?

Linda McCartney

What bird has wings but cannot fly?

Roast turkey!

Goat Jokes More Goat Jokes

What do you get if you cross goat DNA with human DNA?

I don't know, ask the Arabs!

What happens when you inject human DNA into a goat?

You get kicked out of the petting zoo.

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What do you call a deer without eyes?

No-eye deer! Note: we are from Hicksville, USA. This May not make sense without the Midwestern accent.

Which part of your body shuts down last when you die?

The eyes, cause they di-late.