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What has six eyes, four wings and eight legs?

Two chickens and a goat.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

Why does a blond wear a tight skirt?

To keep here legs closed.

What would Paul McCartney say after losing both his legs?

Suddenly....I'm not half the man I used to be.....

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy?

You scratch my beak and I'll scratch yours!

Why do we need to die?

Chickens

Wing Jokes More Wing Jokes

What's the difference between a bluebird and a elephant?

They both have wings, except for the elephant.

What's the difference between a bird, and a bird with only one wing?

It's a matter of a pinion(http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/pinion).

Goat Jokes More Goat Jokes

What has six eyes, four wings and eight legs?

Two chickens and a goat.

How did the Muslim find the goat in the field?

Very Satisfying.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Why does a girls rub her eyes in the morning?

A. Because they don't have balls to itch.

What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?

Doyouthinkhesaurus