What has six eyes, four wings and eight legs?

Two chickens and a goat.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has two legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a dog

What do you call a witch with one leg?

Eileen.

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

How does a chicken do their hair?

With a comb, In one fowl swoop.

Why did the chicken end up in the soup?

Because it ran out of cluck!

Wing Jokes More Wing Jokes

Why is it never a good idea to use a Chinese phone book?

There are so many Wings and Wongs, you might wing a wong number.

What has two wings and an arrow?

A Chinese telephone

Goat Jokes More Goat Jokes

Why did the goat stop trying to break out of jail?

Because he was just tired of being an escape goat.

What happened to the man who tried to cross a lioin with a goat?

He had to get a new goat!

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Why were the teachers eyes so crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.

Why can you never get caught with a 0 in math?

Because cot(0) doesn't exist... This joke... it burns my eyes...