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How does a chicken do their hair?

With a comb, In one fowl swoop.

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What do you call a chicken with political ambition?

Republic-hen

What's the fastest animal in the world?

A chicken crossing Ethiopia. What's the second fastest animal... The ethiopian chasing it.

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What is the definition of a Barbarian?

It's someone who cuts hair in a library.

How do warty witches keep their hair out of place?

With scare spray.

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Why wouldn't the bald man let anyone use his comb?

He couldn't part with it.

What do blondes do after they comb their hair?

They pull up their pants.