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How does a chicken do their hair?

With a comb, In one fowl swoop.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why do you want to be a psychiatrist?

Pictures clients acting like chickens after I click my fingers* I want to help people

Who's there! Chicken! Chicken who?

Chicken your pockets - I think your keys are there!s

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

When the barber is done cutting his hair, the cowboy goes back outside. And guess what?

Pony gone.

How is Sandusky like a tortoise?

He gets there before the hair...

Comb Jokes More Comb Jokes

What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas?

Thanks, I'll never part with it.

What sits in the corner of the room, crying and getting smaller and smaller?

A baby combing it's hair with a vegetable peeler.