How does a chicken do their hair?

With a comb, In one fowl swoop.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the stage?

To get to the other aside!

How did the chicken cross the freeway?

You take the 'F' out of free and the 'F' out of way. Hint: say everything out loud.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

Why should I shave my downstairs?

Guy: Because I don't like hair in my food.

What's the easiest way to get the chewing gum out of your hair?

Cancer

Comb Jokes More Comb Jokes

What weighs 15,000 pounds and combs her red hair with a fork?

Princess Arielephant

What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas?

Thanks, I'll never part with it.