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How does a chicken do their hair?

With a comb, In one fowl swoop.

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Why did the chicken cross the Mbius strip?

To get to the same side.

Why did vegan cross the road?

Because chicken came to his side.

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Why did Willow Smith whip her hair?

Because it has been very knotty. Apologies in advance

What are you talking about?

I got my hair straightened out.

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Why couldn't the quadrilateral comb out her daughters hair?

Because it was a wrecked tangle

What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present?

Gee, I'll never part with it!