How does a chicken do their hair?

With a comb, In one fowl swoop.

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Why did the chicken go around the world?

Because his name was Marco Pollo..

What do you call the ghost of a chicken that haunts people in their homes?

A poultry-geist.

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What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair?

A Chocolate Chip Wookiee.

Why did Moses part his hair?

To make a path for the Israelice.

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Why does C. Ronaldo comb his hair every game break?

So it won't get too Messi.

What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present?

Gee, I'll never part with it!