Why did the bald man put a rabbit on his head?

Because he wanted a head of hare (hair).

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Why do dogs chase their tails?

They want to make ends meet.

Why were the ancient Greeks considered so brave on the battlefield?

They didn't want to leave their brothers behind.

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What do you call ten rabbits walking backwards?

A receding HARE line!

Why did the tortoise get arrested?

Because he got there before the hare.

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Why do blondes wear their hair up?

To catch everything that goes over their heads.

Why was Thor so worried about his hair looking good?

Because he is a Norsissist.

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Why did the bald man cut a hole in his pocket?

He wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

What does a balding man and a tortoise have in common?

Hare loss.

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What do You Call a Line... Q: What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare-line.

What job do rabbits at hotels have?

Bellhop.

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What does 007 wear on his head?

A Bondana.

What did the flower say about the tree heading to the sky?

He's on route.