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Why did the bald man put a rabbit on his head?

Because he wanted a head of hare (hair).

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Why are there only 49 Miss Black America contestants?

Because none of them want to be Miss. Idaho

Why did the man put his money in the freezer?

He wanted cold hard cash!

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What would you get if you crossed a cow with a rabbit?

Hare in your milk!

Why did the bald man draw rabbits all over his head?

From a distance they look like hares!

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What do you call the hair of a centaur?

Humane.

What do blondes do after they comb their hair?

They pull up their pants.

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What did the bald man say when he got a comb as a gift?

I'll never part with this!

Why did the bald man cut a hole in his pocket?

He wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

What did the rabbit say to the carrot?

It's been nice gnawing you.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a boy scout?

A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.

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How do you greet a three-headed monster?

Hi, hi, hi.

How do you stop a woman giving you head?

Marry her.