Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?

Because from a distance, they looked like hare.

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Hare Jokes More Hare Jokes

How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end?

It was won by a hare!

What do you call it when one rabbit challenges another rabbit to hop across a forty-yard canyon?

A hare dare.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What did the CIA dogs say when they supsected they were being followed?

Looks like we got a tail.

How does a Scandinavian man catcall?

Hey, you look like someone that could show me the right bus to take.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.

What's the worst thing to hear after giving head to Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson.

Distance Jokes More Distance Jokes

What distance say when velocity fell on top of him?

Ow, this really hertz.

What did tarzan say when he saw a herd of elephants in the distance?

Look, a herd of elephants in the distance!