Why did the bald man put a rabbit on his head?

Because he wanted a head of hare (hair).

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What the hell are you going to do with 30 dollars?

Why do you want 10 dollars

Why do dogs chase their tails?

They want to make ends meet.

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What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a water hose?

Hare spray.

How is Jerry Sandusky like a tortoise?

He gets there before the hare

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When do you kick a midget in the nuts?

When he stands next to your girlfriend and says her hair smells nice.

What do you call someone who dyes their hair red?

Trans-ginger

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Why did the bald man put a rabbit on his head?

Because he wanted a head of hare (hair).

Why did the bald man draw rabbits on his head?

Because from a distance they looked like hares.

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What does a bunny do to a bank?

Rabbit

What do you know when you see three rabbits walking down the street wearing tuxedos and top hats?

You know you need a psychiatrist!

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Why do Transformers always have their heads in the clouds?

They're robots in da skies.

What do you call a bloke with a bus on his head?

Dead.