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Why did the bald man put a rabbit on his head?

Because he wanted a head of hare (hair).

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What is it about glow sticks that makes me want to dance in a field wearing fairy wings?

If only I hadn't taken so many drugs I'd know this.

What's the last thing you want to hear when blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson

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What do you call a row of three hares hopping backward?

A receding hare line.

Why did the bald man put a rabbit on his head?

Because he wanted a head of hare (hair).

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

How does a chicken do their hair?

With a comb, In one fowl swoop.

What's the best way to get bubble gum out of your hair?

Cancer

Bald Man Jokes More Bald Man Jokes

What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas?

Thanks, I'll never part with it.

Why is it so hard to get a comb from a bald man?

Because they never part with them

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What do you get when you cross a perm with a rabbit?

Curly hare.

What does a television have in common with a rabbit?

His ears! Yes, this is a real joke I got from a Laffy Taffy wrapper today, not 30 years ago. I did not laugh.

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Why would John F. Kennedy make a horrible boxer?

Because he can't take a shot to the head.

When is a Pixie not a Pixie?

When its head is up a Fairy's skirt, then it's a goblin.