Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?

Because from a distance, they looked like hare.

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Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?

Because from a distance, they looked like hare.

Why did the bald man draw rabbits on his head?

Because from a distance they looked like hares.

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What is it good for?

Some people say "nothing", but my stock portfolio's looking promising.

What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock?

Look, no hands!

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Why can Owls turn there head 270 degrees?

Because they don't have wing mirrors.

How did the media find out that Princess Diana had dandruff?

They saw her head and shoulders in the glove compartment

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What distance say when velocity fell on top of him?

Ow, this really hertz.

What did tarzan say when he saw a herd of elephants in the distance?

Look, a herd of elephants in the distance!