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Why did the bald man put a rabbit on his head?

Because he wanted a head of hare (hair).

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Why did the artists stay away from the irritable blacksmith?

Nobody wanted to draw his iron.

Why should you never invite a pig to join your tug-of-war team?

Pigs want to be pulled through the mudhole.

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Why did the bald man draw rabbits all over his head?

From a distance they look like hares!

Why did Rolf Harris leave Animal Hospital?

He heard they were getting hares and lost interest!

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Why don't you ever wear your hair down?

Me: It makes me look approachable. CW: So Me: I don't want to encourage that.

What do you call it when a brunette dyes her hair blonde?

Brainwashing.

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Why did the bald man draw rabbits on his head?

Because from a distance they looked like hares.

What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas?

Thanks, I'll never part with it.

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Why are rabbits like calculators?

They both multiply a lot.

What job do rabbits at hotels have?

Bellhop.

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What do get if you cross a parrot and a crocodile?

An animal that talks your head off.

How do you greet a three-headed monster?

Hi, hi, hi.