What did tarzan say when he saw a herd of elephants in the distance?

Look, a herd of elephants in the distance!

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why did the snail draw an "S" on the side of his car?

So that when he drove by people could say, "Look at that escargot!"

Why did the Englishman wear a tie to his vasectomy?

Because he wanted to look mptnt

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How do you stop an elephant going through the eye of a needle?

By tying a knot on its tail.

How can you tell if an elephant's been to your birthday party?

Look for his footprints in the ice cream.

Herd Jokes More Herd Jokes

What do you call a big cat disguised to blend in with a herd of sheep?

A sheopard.

What did the Shepard say when he saw the sheep?

I herd that!

Distance Jokes More Distance Jokes

How did you travel such a distance so fast?

I went through a wormhole." Worms in the audience: Omg this is so unrealistic.

Why did the bald man draw rabbits all over his head?

From a distance they look like hares!

Tarzan Jokes More Tarzan Jokes

What were Tarzan's last words?

WHO GREASED THE VIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNEEEE.

What did Tarzan say when he saw a heard of elephants?

Oh look! A heard of elephants.