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What did tarzan say when he saw a herd of elephants in the distance?

Look, a herd of elephants in the distance!

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What did the little girl say when opened up a box of Cheerios?

Awww, look daddy, doughnut seeds!!!

How can you tell that a straight pin is confused?

Just look at it. It's headed in One Direction and pointed in the other.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why did the elephant paint himself with different colours?

Because he wanted to hide in the colouring box!

How many legs does an elephant have if you count his trunk as a leg?

Four. Because calling the trunk a leg doesnt make it a leg.

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What did the Shepard say when he saw the sheep?

I herd that!

What's the difference between an attorney and a herd of buffalo?

The attorney charges more.

Distance Jokes More Distance Jokes

Why do you hold your hand flat above your eyes when you look into the distance?

Because when you would cover your eyes with your hand, you wouldn't see sh*t. I'm lame.

Why did the physicist move across the street from the haunted graveyard?

To observe spooky action at a distance! Thank you, I'll be here all week.

Tarzan Jokes More Tarzan Jokes

How did Tarzan get his cry?

As he was about to swing to the next tree he said, "OK, Cheeta, hang on anywhere".

Why didn't Tarzan and Jane manage to save their marriage?

Because Tarzan was swingin' from three to three.