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What did tarzan say when he saw a herd of elephants in the distance?

Look, a herd of elephants in the distance!

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

How do people look at the internet?

Me: How Him: With their google-y eyes

Why couldn't the man be bothered to look at the origami mountains?

Because it was pay-per view.* "paper view"

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What has 4 legs, 2 grey and 2 brown?

An elephant with diarrhea

What do elephants sing at Christmas?

Noel-ephants Noel-ephants...

Herd Jokes More Herd Jokes

What have you been doing" asked Jane. "Chasing a herd of elephants on vines" "Really?

Said Jane. "I thought elephants stayed on the ground!"

What do you call a group of cattle sent into orbit?

The first herd shot round the world!

Distance Jokes More Distance Jokes

Why do you hold your hand flat above your eyes when you look into the distance?

Because when you would cover your eyes with your hand, you wouldn't see sh*t. I'm lame.

What do you call a cross between a skunk, a wolverine, and a porcupine?

Sir" from a distance.

Tarzan Jokes More Tarzan Jokes

Why did the elephant paint his balls green?

To hide in avocado trees.. How did Tarzan die? Answer: Picking avocados

Why didn't Tarzan and Jane manage to save their marriage?

Because Tarzan was swingin' from three to three.