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What did tarzan say when he saw a herd of elephants in the distance?

Look, a herd of elephants in the distance!

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

How do you find Will Smith in the snow?

You look for the fresh prints!

What did the man say to the fly?

Hey.. you're looking fly

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What did tarzan say when he saw a herd of elephants in the distance?

Look, a herd of elephants in the distance!

Why do elephants wear green shoes?

So they can sneak across pool tables. Have you ever seen an elephant sneaking across a pool table? Works, doesn't it?

Herd Jokes More Herd Jokes

What have you been doing" asked Jane. "Chasing a herd of elephants on vines" "Really?

Said Jane. "I thought elephants stayed on the ground!"

What did Nala tell Simba after seeing a herd of women on Black Friday?

You gotta Mufasa

Distance Jokes More Distance Jokes

What do you call a cross between a skunk, a wolverine, and a porcupine?

Sir" from a distance.

Why did the bald man draw rabbits on his head?

Because from a distance they looked like hares.

Tarzan Jokes More Tarzan Jokes

What were Tarzan's last words?

WHO GREASED THE VIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNEEEE.

What does Tarzan sing at Christmas?

Jungle Bells