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What colour is eight?

Purple (According to my 3 year old son)

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3 Year Old Jokes More 3 Year Old Jokes

What did I do in my 3-year-old?

I ate sand.

What's wrong?

3-year-old: NOTHING! Phew! she's already a woman

Accord Jokes More Accord Jokes

How do librarians file melted marshmallows?

According to the Gooey Decimal System.

What do you get when you wreck a Honda Accord into a Saturn Ion?

An Accordion....I'll, uh, see myself out.

Purple Jokes More Purple Jokes

What do colorblind people say to the unexpected?

Well that came out of the purple

What's the difference in red and purple...?

How hard you squeeze it.

Colour Jokes More Colour Jokes

What kind of ant can you colour with?

A crayant!

What colour are my eyes?

Guy: 34C.