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What colour is eight?

Purple (According to my 3 year old son)

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Why did the 3 year old go to jail?

For resisting a rest.

When I was 3 years old I looked at my nutsack and asked my Mom "Are these my brains?

Not yet," she replied

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What was the #1 summer blockbuster, according to Cat Fancy magazine?

Mad Manx: Furry Road

Why was Edward unable to get out of Russia?

Because he was Snowd en! (according to my friends this joke has been around for awhile, but I hadn't seen it yet, and wanted to share the goof)

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What colour is eight?

Purple (According to my 3 year old son)

What do colorblind people say to the unexpected?

Well that came out of the purple

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What kind of ant can you colour with?

A crayant!

What colour are my eyes?

Guy: 34C.