What colour is eight?

Purple (According to my 3 year old son)

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Why did the 3 year old go to jail?

For resisting a rest.

What colour is eight?

Purple (According to my 3 year old son)

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What do you get when you wreck a Honda Accord into a Saturn Ion?

An Accordion....I'll, uh, see myself out.

What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?

A. Honda...because the apostles were all in one Accord.

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What would you call oranges if they were purple?

Purples

What do colorblind people say to the unexpected?

Well that came out of the purple

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What did the colours red and violet say to one another when they couldn't agree in their debate?

I guess we're just on different ends of the spectrum.

How are you related to the sun?

Because your teeth are the same colour as it.