Colour Jokes

What colour did Matthew McConaughey want his house to be painted?

All white, all white, all white.

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

What did the colours red and violet say to one another when they couldn't agree in their debate?

I guess we're just on different ends of the spectrum.

What colour is eight?

Purple (According to my 3 year old son)

What do you get if you put four economists in a white room and ask them what colour the walls are?

Four different answers

What happens when you drink food colouring?

You dye a little on the inside.

How are you related to the sun?

Because your teeth are the same colour as it.

What kind of ant can you colour with?

A crayant!

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Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

Why are blondes so good with odd numbers?

Because they, like, can't even!

Why did the monster dye her hair yellow?

To see if blondes have more fun.

Blue Light Jokes More Blue Light Jokes

How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow worm?

It has a blue light!

Similarity Jokes More Similarity Jokes

Which similarities do Bon Jovi and geologists share?

They like rock.

What's the similarity between free healthcare and good jokes?

Americans don't get them.

Guess Jokes More Guess Jokes

What kind of fish would be good to tune a piano?

Oh, you guessed it right... the tuna fish!

What did the colours red and violet say to one another when they couldn't agree in their debate?

I guess we're just on different ends of the spectrum.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many PETA memebers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. PETA can't change anything.

Which country will be the first to change to all electric vehicles?

Madagascar

Violet Jokes More Violet Jokes

What do you find at an end of the rainbow?

Violet

What do you get if you cross a bunch of flowers with a burglar?

Robbery with violets!

House Jokes More House Jokes

What do a hurricane a tornado a fire and a divorce have in common?

They are four ways you can lose your house!

What do you get if you squash a house?

A flat.

China Jokes More China Jokes

Who was the most powerful cat in China?

Chairman Miaow!

What's your favorite city in China?

Taiwan