Colour Jokes

What colour did Matthew McConaughey want his house to be painted?

All white, all white, all white.

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What did the colours red and violet say to one another when they couldn't agree in their debate?

I guess we're just on different ends of the spectrum.

What colour is eight?

Purple (According to my 3 year old son)

What do you get if you put four economists in a white room and ask them what colour the walls are?

Four different answers

What colour are my eyes?

Guy: 34C.

What happens when you drink food colouring?

You dye a little on the inside.

How are you related to the sun?

Because your teeth are the same colour as it.

What kind of ant can you colour with?

A crayant!

Why are the sheep in Africa coloured pink?

The elephants are using them as tampons

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How can you tell which Russian olympic spectators are actually KGB agents?

The ones with food.

What' the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Anyone can roast beef, but not everyone can pea soup. (As told by my 8yo, who made me laugh with a joke for the first time. Proud dad moment.)

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Why can't Matthew McConaughey make a left turn?

Because he's.

What colour did Matthew McConaughey want his house to be painted?

All white, all white, all white.

Helen Keller Jokes More Helen Keller Jokes

How do her parents punish Helen Keller?

By leaving the plunger in the toilet.

What did Helen Keller say when she fell into the snow?

Nothing, she was wearing mittens.

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

Why did the baby squirrel wear a diaper?

To hide his nuts!!

Why would people always stand still to hide from Martin Luther King Jr.?

His vision was based on movements.

House Jokes More House Jokes

How do you know your house had chicken pox?

It has shingles.

Who do you call when theres a fly in your house?

The SWAT team

Native Jokes More Native Jokes

What did the natives say when they discovered a Yeti living amongst them in their village?

Inuit.

What's a Native's 2 favourite colours?

Blue and Blue Light.

2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

Why did Sara fall off the swing?

2.Knock Knock 1.She didn't have any arms!! 2. Who's there NOT SARA!!

What did the 2 say to the 3?

Do you even, bro?

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Where do you go if you want to find a very funny joke?

Apparently, not here

Why did the farmer feed his pigs sugar and vinegar?

He wanted sweet and sour pork!