Colour Jokes

What colour did Matthew McConaughey want his house to be painted?

All white, all white, all white.

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What did the colours red and violet say to one another when they couldn't agree in their debate?

I guess we're just on different ends of the spectrum.

What colour is eight?

Purple (According to my 3 year old son)

What do you get if you put four economists in a white room and ask them what colour the walls are?

Four different answers

What colour are my eyes?

Guy: 34C.

What happens when you drink food colouring?

You dye a little on the inside.

How are you related to the sun?

Because your teeth are the same colour as it.

What kind of ant can you colour with?

A crayant!

Why are the sheep in Africa coloured pink?

The elephants are using them as tampons

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Who is Nickelback's biggest fan?

Helen Keller.

What do you call a tennis match between Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder?

Endless love

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What do you call 2 metalheads falling in love?

A match maiden heaven

What did the Mexican fire chief call his 2 sons?

Hose A and hose B (read it out loud)

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What will they ask Jared of Subway in the prison shower?

Do you want a 6 or a 12 inch one?' I heard this joke on Bill Burr's podcast.

Why did the cat join the Red Cross?

Because she wanted to be a first-aid kit!

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How many SRSers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They wait for the electrician to make a mistake and yell at them for doing it wrong.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One.

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Why did the 3 year old go to jail?

For resisting a rest.

What did I do in my 3-year-old?

I ate sand.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the sperm bank?

Because she was drinking on the job.

Why do Blondes wear padded shoulders?

So they don't get a concussion while bobbing their from head side to side as they are saying "I don't know " whenever you ask them a question.

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What did the house turn into on the night of the full moon?

A Warehouse.

What do people in Florida do when their car breaks down?

Build a house next to it.

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What's the strongest color?

Super Cyan

Which is the most powerful colour?

Super Cyan