Colour Jokes

What colour did Matthew McConaughey want his house to be painted?

All white, all white, all white.

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What did the colours red and violet say to one another when they couldn't agree in their debate?

I guess we're just on different ends of the spectrum.

What colour is eight?

Purple (According to my 3 year old son)

What do you get if you put four economists in a white room and ask them what colour the walls are?

Four different answers

What colour are my eyes?

Guy: 34C.

What happens when you drink food colouring?

You dye a little on the inside.

How are you related to the sun?

Because your teeth are the same colour as it.

What kind of ant can you colour with?

A crayant!

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What college did Michael Jackson go to?

Bringham Young

What gets whiter as it gets dirtier?

Michael Jackson!

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Why didn't the doctor use Twitter to tell the patient that he had a deadly disease?

Because the condition was untweetable.

What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?

An animal that tells you everything that it remembers!

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How's the meal?

Me: I dunno. Let me check *pulls out phone Me: Not good. It only got 2 likes on Instagram Waiter: ...

Why should you always bring 2 pair of trousers when golfing?

In case you get a hole in one.

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Why can't the little girl color the elephant in her coloring book?

Her arms are amputated.

Why did the elephant cross the road?

Because the chicken was having a day off!

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What's a Native's 2 favourite colours?

Blue and Blue Light.

Why don't Natives like snow?

Because it's white, and it's on their land.

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What is the difference between a horse and a duck?

One goes quick and the other goes quack!

What's the difference between South Korean BBQ and American BBQ?

South Korean BBQ has more Seoul

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Whats the difference between Electricians and Technicians?

You don't have electricians that are colour blind!

How do IT technicians prefer to be paid?

Cache in hand.

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What do you call the website Chewbacca started that gives out Empire secrets?

Wookieeleaks

How do you scare a man?

Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.