Colour Jokes

What colour did Matthew McConaughey want his house to be painted?

All white, all white, all white.

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What did the colours red and violet say to one another when they couldn't agree in their debate?

I guess we're just on different ends of the spectrum.

What colour is eight?

Purple (According to my 3 year old son)

What do you get if you put four economists in a white room and ask them what colour the walls are?

Four different answers

What happens when you drink food colouring?

You dye a little on the inside.

How are you related to the sun?

Because your teeth are the same colour as it.

What kind of ant can you colour with?

A crayant!

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China Jokes More China Jokes

What replaces Steam, the gaming platform, in China?

Pollution.

Why is the demand for potato chips rising in China?

They need clean air.

Matthew Mc Conaughey Jokes More Matthew Mc Conaughey Jokes

What do you call a conservative Matthew McConaughey?

All right all right all right.

How do you get to Matthew McConaughey's House?

All right, all right, all right..

Different Colour Jokes More Different Colour Jokes

Why did the elephant paint himself with different colours?

Because he wanted to hide in the colouring box!

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did Julius Caesar want to quit politics?

All that backstabbing was too much for him.

When does a horse neigh?

Whinny wants to!

Blue Light Jokes More Blue Light Jokes

How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow worm?

It has a blue light!

Similarity Jokes More Similarity Jokes

What is the similarity between a tornado and a divorce in the south?

Someone is loosing a trailer.

What is the similarity in between a dark joke and food?

Not everyone gets it

Purple Jokes More Purple Jokes

What colour is eight?

Purple (According to my 3 year old son)

What would you call oranges if they were purple?

Purples

Michael Jackson Jokes More Michael Jackson Jokes

What did Michael Jackson name his denim store?

Billy Jeans!

What do you call Bruno Mars?

Michael Jackson the third.