What kind of ant can you colour with?

A crayant!

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How many ants does it take to own an apartment?

10. It requires tenants to own an apartment.

Why doesn't the ant ever get sick?

He has lots of antibodies.

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What kind of musical instrument do mice play?

A mouse organ!

What kind of dinosaur writes poetry?

A Bronte-saurus.

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What do you get if you put four economists in a white room and ask them what colour the walls are?

Four different answers

What happens when you drink food colouring?

You dye a little on the inside.