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What kind of ant can you colour with?

A crayant!

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Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

What do you call two ants running away?

Antelope!

What does a panther say when it steps on ants?

Ded-ant.. ded-ant.. ded-ant dedan deadANT dedandead-annnnnt # d-d-d-deadant.

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What kind of trainer are you?

T: I'm a Megan Trainor.

What kind of type face does a pachyderm use?

Ele-font

Colour Jokes More Colour Jokes

What happens when you drink food colouring?

You dye a little on the inside.

What colour did Matthew McConaughey want his house to be painted?

All white, all white, all white.