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What kind of ant can you colour with?

A crayant!

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What did the ant say when he walked into the insurance office?

Insure ants?

What's worse than ants in your pants?

Uncles

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What kind of currency do astronauts use in space?

Starbucks

What kind of alcohol gets stuck in your head for days?

Red Red Wine!

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What happens when you drink food colouring?

You dye a little on the inside.

How are you related to the sun?

Because your teeth are the same colour as it.