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What kind of ant can you colour with?

A crayant!

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Why doesn't the ant ever get sick?

He has lots of antibodies.

What do you get when you have an ant with 8 legs?

An uncle that has to build a bigger shoe closet...

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What kind of exercise does Ned Flanders like to do?

Diddily-squats.

What kind of root is only easy to find on paper?

A square one.*

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What colour is eight?

Purple (According to my 3 year old son)

What colour did Matthew McConaughey want his house to be painted?

All white, all white, all white.