What kind of ant can you colour with?

A crayant!

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What do you call ants in your syrup?

Maple flakes From my well intentioned girlfriend

Why do elephants hide behind trees?

To trip ants.

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What kind of turns do letters take?

U-turns! *From my 9 year old son yesterday. Fixed typo.

What kind of vitamin does a pirate take?

Vitamin sea.

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What colour is eight?

Purple (According to my 3 year old son)

How are you related to the sun?

Because your teeth are the same colour as it.