What kind of ant can you colour with?

A crayant!

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Why do elephants hide behind trees?

To trip ants.

How big was the ant when it knocked over the table?

GiANT!!

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What kind of dreams do dustmites have?

Mitemares

What kind of clothes do lawyers wear?

Lawsuits.

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Why are the sheep in Africa coloured pink?

The elephants are using them as tampons

What colour are my eyes?

Guy: 34C.