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What kind of dinosaur writes poetry?

A Bronte-saurus.

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What kind of bar do fish go to?

A sand bar.

What kind of fish is funny, beautiful and a good role model for young women?

Tuna Fey.

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How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow?

Down in the mouth!

Why couldn't the dinosaur cross the road?

There were no roads!

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Why should you wear a condom when writing C++ code?

It's full of std vectors.

Why do Communists only write in lowercase?

Because they hate Capitalism.

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Why did the bee started talking poetry?

He was waxing lyrical!

What happened to the performer who read poetry to terminally ill patients?

He suffered an elegiac reaction.