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What kind of dinosaur writes poetry?

A Bronte-saurus.

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What kind of bread do pig ladles make in the Yukon?

Sow-r dough bread.

What kind of furniture do pigs like best?

Overstuffed.

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Why does a dinosaur have cracks between his toes?

To carry his library card.

Why don't dinosaurs take ballet lessons?

They outgrew their leotards.

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What's the shortest book ever written?

French War Heroes.

How do you write poop in Australia?

Dood

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What happened to the performer who read poetry to terminally ill patients?

He suffered an elegiac reaction.

Why did the bee started talking poetry?

He was waxing lyrical!