Why did the bee started talking poetry?

He was waxing lyrical!

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When do you REALLY know you need to break up with you GF?

When she starts winning arguments with you inner-voice.

What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down, and possibly use a lubricant

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

How many dubstep fans does it take to wash a car?

One hundred and one. Two to wash it, one to dry it, and ninety eight to talk about how dirty it was.

Who's the laziest doctor at the hospital?

Doctor Dolittle

Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

Why did the bees go on strike?

Because they wanted more honey and shorter working flowers!

What do you get when you cross a bell with a bee?

A humdinger.

Poetry Jokes More Poetry Jokes

What kind of dinosaur writes poetry?

A Bronte-saurus.

What happened to the performer who read poetry to terminally ill patients?

He suffered an elegiac reaction.

Wax Jokes More Wax Jokes

What do you call a crayon without any wax?

A crayoff

Why does the moon have no hair?

Because it's waxing