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Why did the bee started talking poetry?

He was waxing lyrical!

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How long has this been bothering you?

Women: It started after work 2 days ago at 7pm. Men: I think it started in the 90's.

How did you meet daddy?

Me: Well, it all started with a friendly game of spin the bottle at the family reunion...

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What did the apple say to the banana?

Nothing -- apples don't talk!

How did the elephant get into the room?

We don't talk about it...

Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

What did the bee say to his wife?

No on knows. It's a Mister Bee.

How do you frighten a Bee?

Sneak up behind it and yell BOO BEE!

Poetry Jokes More Poetry Jokes

What is Little Finger's favorite thing about poetry?

Shtanzas

What happened to the performer who read poetry to terminally ill patients?

He suffered an elegiac reaction.

Wax Jokes More Wax Jokes

What move does the karate kid practice the most?

He wax off everyday

What did the wick say to the wax?

I candel you.