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Why did the bee started talking poetry?

He was waxing lyrical!

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What's furry on the outside.. Wet on the inside.. Starts with a C... Ends with a T... And has U &amp N in-between?

A coconut!

Why do we have a Thanksgiving holiday?

Student: "So we know when to start Christmas shopping!"

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

Why are none talking in the ladies sauna?

They are sitting on their lips!

Why can't two jealous people talk on the phone together?

It is always an insecure line!

Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

What do bees use to do their hair?

Honeycombs!

Why can you always trust a bee without wings?

Because it's down to earth.

Poetry Jokes More Poetry Jokes

Why did the bee started talking poetry?

He was waxing lyrical!

What kind of dinosaur writes poetry?

A Bronte-saurus.

Wax Jokes More Wax Jokes

What does Mr. Miyagi do when he gets home from a date?

He wax off

What move does the karate kid practice the most?

He wax off everyday