Why did the bee started talking poetry?

He was waxing lyrical!

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Start Jokes More Start Jokes

Why does the Olympic torch always start in Olympia?

Because it's hard to put out a Greece fire.

How do most bakers get their start in the industry?

They knead dough

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

How do you tell a good monster from a bad one?

If it's a good one you will be able to talk about it later!

What is the best way to talk to a vampire?

By long distance.

Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

What do you call a bee that can't make up its mind?

A maybe.

How do you frighten a Bee?

Sneak up behind it and yell BOO BEE!

Poetry Jokes More Poetry Jokes

What happened to the performer who read poetry to terminally ill patients?

He suffered an elegiac reaction.

What is Little Finger's favorite thing about poetry?

Shtanzas

Wax Jokes More Wax Jokes

How do you know if the moon is waxing or waning?

If it's waning you'll get weally weally wet.

Why does the moon have no hair?

Because it's waxing