What do you call a dog in the middle of a muddy road?

A mutt in a rut!

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What kind of dog doesnt bark?

A hot dog

Why did the dog jump into the sea?

He wanted to chase the catfish!

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What sits in the middle of the world wide web?

A very very big spider!

What is the most beautiful thing in the world?

Is it your right thigh, or your left? Or does the answer lie somewhere in the middle?