What do you call a dog in the middle of a muddy road?

A mutt in a rut!

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Why did the dog wear white sneakers?

Because his boots were at the menders!

Why didn't the dog want to go into outer space?

Because he was scared of vacuums!

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Why did the light turn red?

You would too if you were caught changing in the middle of the street!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?

Bob