What do you call a dog in the middle of a muddy road?

A mutt in a rut!

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Why dont blind people go skydiving?

It scares the hell out of the dog.

Why do dogs turn around three times before lying down?

One good turn deserves another.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?

Bob

What sits in the middle of the world wide web?

A very very big spider!