What do you call a dog in the middle of a muddy road?

A mutt in a rut!

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What's the difference between a well dressed man and a tired dog?

The man wears a full suit, the dog just pants

Which do you let in first?

Your dog, because it'll stop barking once you let it in.

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Whats the best place to drive to in Iowa?

The Middle. That way, you're always driving out of Iowa.

What do you call an elephant that lies across the middle of a tennis court?

Annette!