What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool?

Bob.

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How much does automail cost?

An arm and a leg.

What famous actor costs an arm &amp a leg to hire?

ARMold SchwarzenLEGger

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What do you name a dog with no legs?

Cigarette" because you take him out for a drag.

Why do sumo wrestles shave their legs?

So that you can tell them apart from feminists

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What is the definition of a good farmer?

A man outstanding in his field.

Why didn't the man go to dat place?

Cuz dis-place-ment a lot to him.

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How do you get three drunk, rowdy Canadians out of a pool?

Ask them to get out of the pool.

What do you call a child with no arms and no legs swimming in a pool?

Bob.

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What do you call a limbless swimmer?

Bob.

How do you call Bob the Builder when he is unemployed?

Bob