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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?

Bob

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What is your favorite dumb joke?

Mine would have to be Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally.

What do you call a boy with no arms and legs in the middle of the ocean?

Bobby

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

Which part of the body goes to heaven first?

A Kid replied: The legs... Because everynight I see my mum's legs up high and screaming "OH GOD! I'M COMING!!

What do you do with a dog that doesn't have any legs?

You take him for a drag.

Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

What do you call a Punjabi fellow stuck in the middle of a shark-filled ocean?

Amandeep trouble.

What did the confused Mackem say when he discovered that he was smack bang in the middle of Newcastle?

I'm in the middle of *no Wear*

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What's the motto of the Polish Solidarity Union?

Every man for himself.

What's that again?

A man was telling his neighbor, 'I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's perfect.' 'Really,' answered the neighbor. 'What kind is it?' 'Twelve thirty.'

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What do you call a money lender who lives in the ocean?

A loan shark!

What do you call 500 dead lawyers chained together at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start

Bob Jokes More Bob Jokes

What do you call a mouse named Bob who's having an existential crisis?

Bob.

What do you call a limbless swimmer?

Bob.