What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool?

Bob.

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What do you call someone with one arm and no legs?

Names

What do you call a man with no arms or legs playing in the leaves?

Russell.

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What do you cal a man with no arms and no legs fighting with his cat?

Claude

What kind of tea do you pay an arm and a leg for?

Amputee

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What's the difference between a man and E.T.?

E.T. phoned home.

What do you call a man with no body and a nose?

Nobody knows!

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What did Saddam Hussein say every time he played pool?

I rack.

Why are they called dive bars?

Because they have pool

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean?

Bob

Who's there? Bob. Bob who?

Bob Jones.