What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool?

Bob.

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What did the boy with no legs and arms get for Christmas?

Cancer

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs playing in a pile of leaves?

Rustle

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What do you cal a man with no arms and no legs fighting with his cat?

Claude

What has four legs but doesn't move?

A statue of a dog!

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A Bipolar Bear

What do you call a man with no arms or legs who likes to go swimming?

Bob.

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Why are they called dive bars?

Because they have pool

What'd u ask Santa for 6: a speed boat M: like a Lego boat?

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool?

Bob.

How did the blonde burn her nose?

Bobbing for French fries.