What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool?

Bob.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

When birds fly in a 'V' formation, one arm of the V is usually longer than the other. Do you know why that is?

There are more birds on that side.

What do you call a boy with no arms and an eyepatch????

Names

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What's the difference between an expensive purchase and a loud noise that scares a chicken?

One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.

What famous actor costs an arm &amp a leg to hire?

ARMold SchwarzenLEGger

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How is a man like a snowstorm?

You never know when he's coming how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

What time did the man go to the dentist?

Tooth hurt-y.

Pool Jokes More Pool Jokes

Why can't DJs play pool?

They always scratch.

How do you know when it's okay to swim in a pool of milk?

When it's past your eyes.

Bob Jokes More Bob Jokes

What does Bob the spider do for a living?

He's a web developer.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs who likes to go swimming?

Bob.