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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool?

Bob.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?

I don't know, he hasn't opened his presents yet.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs that falls into a body of water?

Bob.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall?

Art.

What has two arms and 14 legs?

Guy who collects legs.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Which is easier for a man to leave: the women or the Wine?

It depends on the age.

Why did God make man before woman?

You need a rough draft before you have a final copy.

Pool Jokes More Pool Jokes

What do you call a pool full of details?

The specific ocean.

What do you call a depressed dog swimming in a pool?

A watermeloncollie.

Bob Jokes More Bob Jokes

What do you call a mouse named Bob who's having an existential crisis?

Bob.

What do you call 5 guys who have no arms or legs and a woman floating in the water together?

Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob and Ann