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Why can't DJs play pool?

They always scratch.

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How many birds can play tic-tac-toe?

Toucan

How many amateur masochists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one; But it takes a WHOLE E.R. room to extract it afterwards. Double joke! "whole... hole." it's a play on words

Scratch Jokes More Scratch Jokes

Why did the man call his horse Fleabag?

Because he was often scratched!

What would Ronald Reagan be doing if he were alive today?

He'd be scratching at the lid of his coffin yelling, "Let me out! I'm alive! Let me out!!"

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How do you get 20 Canadians out of a pool?

Okay folks, time to get out of the pool!

What were the French children doing in the pool?

Piscine.