Why can't DJs play pool?

They always scratch.

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Why are stormtroopers so bad at aiming?

Because they're playing on console.

Why do you never play hide & seek with mountains?

Mountains peak.

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Why does homemade bread not make your throat itch?

It's made from scratch

What do you say to Harry Potter when he has a mosquito bite he can't stop scratching?

Quidditching

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Is the pool safe for diving?

It deep ends.

What do you call a child with no arms and no legs swimming in a pool?

Bob.