Why can't DJs play pool?

They always scratch.

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Why didn't the panda use a glove when playing baseball?

Because he caught everything bear handed!

What instrument does God play?

He plays the cello. As it says in scripture: "Our God is a cellist God."

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What would George Washington do if he were alive today?

Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

What would Kim Jong-Il be doing if he was still alive today?

Scratching at the lid of his coffin.

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What do you call a pool full of details?

The specific ocean.

Why were the elephants kicked out of the pool?

Because they kept dropping their trunks....