Why can't DJs play pool?

They always scratch.

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Why doesn't Jesus play volleyball?

All those spikes hurt his hands

What do you call a bunch of black children playing in a pile of leaves?

Raisin bran

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What do you call the loser in a hissing scratching cat fight?

Claude

How did the flea learn to use the internet?

He had to start from scratch.

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What do you call five Mexicans on the bottom of a pool?

Sinko

How do you get 20 Canadians out of a pool?

Okay folks, time to get out of the pool!