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Why can't DJs play pool?

They always scratch.

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What did the experienced guitarist say to the new guitarist that was nervous about playing?

Dont fret about it.

Who.. Plays The Guitar.. Boy: How Do i play the guitar?

Girls: You Should be on TV for your talent. Boy: Am i so good..... Boy: if you were on TV, i can atleast switch it off...

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Why does homemade bread not make your throat itch?

It's made from scratch

What's the most useful material?

Scratch. You can make anything from scratch.

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What do you call a child with no arms and no legs swimming in a pool?

Bob.

What happens if the baby pees?

Pregnant wife: She won't. She waits till she's born 5: Right. Just like no one pees in the pool