Why can't DJs play pool?

They always scratch.

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Why wouldn't the sow let her piglets play with toads?

She didn't want them to grow into wart hogs.

How is playing a bagpipe like throwing a javelin blindfolded?

A. You don't have to be very good to get people's attention.

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Why is Vanilla Ice scratching his head?

Lice. Lice, maybe.

What would George Washington do if he were alive right now?

Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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How do you get three drunk, rowdy Canadians out of a pool?

Ask them to get out of the pool.

What's the term for when the pool breaks during water birth?

A midwife crisis.