Why can't DJs play pool?

They always scratch.

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What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

Fiddler on the hoof!

Why does Piglett smell nasty?

He plays with Pooh.

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What is the difference between a dog and a viola?

The dog knows when to stop scratching.

Why does homemade bread not make your throat itch?

It's made from scratch

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What's Irish and sits by the pool?

Paddy O'Furniture

What's the longest game in the world?

Two women playing pool.