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Is the pool safe for diving?

It deep ends.

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What gets longer the more you cut it at both ends?

A ditch.

What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"?

It's "popcorn"! What were you thinking?!

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What'd u ask Santa for 6: a speed boat M: like a Lego boat?

6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no

Why were the elephants kicked out of the pool?

Because they kept dropping their trunks....

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Why wouldn't the skeleton go diving?

He didn't have the guts for it.

What's that diving?

Is it a bird, Is it a plane... No it's the British Pound...