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Is the pool safe for diving?

It deep ends.

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How do you end a relationship fight?

You break it up.

How can Euchre and Marriage be similar?

Sometimes you start out all hearts and diamonds, but end up wishing you had a club and a spade.

Pool Jokes More Pool Jokes

How do you get three drunk, rowdy Canadians out of a pool?

Ask them to get out of the pool.

What's the longest game in the world?

Two women playing pool.

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What's that diving?

Is it a bird, Is it a plane... No it's the British Pound...

Why wouldn't the skeleton go diving?

He didn't have the guts for it.