Is the pool safe for diving?

It deep ends.

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Where do all the orphan chickens end up?

Foster Farms

Why did the algae end up at school?

She wanted to buy an algae bra.

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What were the French children doing in the pool?

Piscine.

What do you call a child with no arms and no legs swimming in a pool?

Bob.

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Why wouldn't the skeleton go diving?

He didn't have the guts for it.

What's that diving?

Is it a bird, Is it a plane... No it's the British Pound...