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Is the pool safe for diving?

It deep ends.

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Did you hear about the two silk worms in a race?

It ended in a tie.

What is the difference between cats and commas?

This might be better suited for but I think its more a joke Cats have claws at the ends of it's paws commas haves pauses at the ends of its clause.

Pool Jokes More Pool Jokes

What game do Anti-Vaxxer's kids play in the pool?

Marco Polio

How do you get three drunk, rowdy Canadians out of a pool?

Ask them to get out of the pool.

Diving Jokes More Diving Jokes

What's that diving?

Is it a bird, Is it a plane... No it's the British Pound...

Why wouldn't the skeleton go diving?

He didn't have the guts for it.