Is the pool safe for diving?

It deep ends.

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What has 6 letters, starts with 'P', and ends a sentence?

Parole.

Why does it end with twenty?

He thinks to himself.

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What happens if the baby pees?

Pregnant wife: She won't. She waits till she's born 5: Right. Just like no one pees in the pool

How do you get 20 Canadians out of a pool?

Okay folks, time to get out of the pool!

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Is the pool safe for diving?

It deep ends.

Why wouldn't the skeleton go diving?

He didn't have the guts for it.