Is the pool safe for diving?

It deep ends.

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How many rocks did Hank Schrader have in his collection by the end of Breaking Bad?

None, they were all minerals.

What is the difference between cats and commas?

This might be better suited for but I think its more a joke Cats have claws at the ends of it's paws commas haves pauses at the ends of its clause.

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What do you call five Mexicans drowning at the bottom of their pool?

Cinco.

What sound does a pool make when someone you don't like jumps in?

DOOOOUUUUCCCCHHHEEEEEE!

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What is the most popular sport played by raindrops and hail stones?

Diving

Why wouldn't the skeleton go diving?

He didn't have the guts for it.