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What's that diving?

Is it a bird, Is it a plane... No it's the British Pound...

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Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?

A bird who knocks before delivering its message!

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a duck?

A bird that lays down!

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

What do you call a plane on a secret mission?

In disguise.

Why were the people in the twin towers mad?

Because they ordered pepperoni, but all they got was plane.

British Jokes More British Jokes

What's the difference between an Ethiopian elevator sign and an British elevator sign?

British sign says " Maximum 6 People/500kg" Ethiopian sign says "Maximum 500 People/6kg"

What's a Korean's favourite take on a traditional British meal?

German Shepherd pie.

Diving Jokes More Diving Jokes

What's that diving?

Is it a bird, Is it a plane... No it's the British Pound...

Why wouldn't the skeleton go diving?

He didn't have the guts for it.