What's that diving?

Is it a bird, Is it a plane... No it's the British Pound...

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Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

Why did the worm want to learn kung-fu?

So he could flip the bird

How many birds can play tic-tac-toe?

Toucan

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

Why planes are faster than car and buses?

Because they are almost never **tired**.

What do you get when you push a cow out of a plane?

Ground beef

British Jokes More British Jokes

What drove the British mystery fan insane?

He lost his Marples.

What does British toilet paper and John Wayne have in common?

It's rough, and tough, and doesn't take any crap.

Diving Jokes More Diving Jokes

Is the pool safe for diving?

It deep ends.

What is the most popular sport played by raindrops and hail stones?

Diving