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What's that diving?

Is it a bird, Is it a plane... No it's the British Pound...

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Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What do you get if you cross a bird with a monstrous snarl?

A budgerigrrrrr!

What do birds order when they go to Starbucks?

Flappaccinos.

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

Why does the communist party hate planes?

Because they're always Stalin

Why Couldn't the Ancient Egyptians Build a Plane?

Because, it wasn't very Pharoah-dynamic.

British Jokes More British Jokes

Why was Timothy, the British astronaut, selected to go to the ISS?

He was in Peake condition.

What does British toilet paper and John Wayne have in common?

It's rough, and tough, and doesn't take any crap.

Diving Jokes More Diving Jokes

Is the pool safe for diving?

It deep ends.

Why wouldn't the skeleton go diving?

He didn't have the guts for it.