What's that diving?

Is it a bird, Is it a plane... No it's the British Pound...

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Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What do birds say on Halloween?

Trick-or-tweet!

How do birds record their songs?

On duck tape!

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

What do you get if you push a piano out of a plane over a military base?

A flat major

What is a Chinese pirate an expert at?

Flying a plane.

British Jokes More British Jokes

What's the difference between British crisps and foreign crisps?

One are Walkers and the others just Lays around.

What do you call a British nanny with an MDMA addiction?

Molly Poppins.

Diving Jokes More Diving Jokes

Is the pool safe for diving?

It deep ends.

Why wouldn't the skeleton go diving?

He didn't have the guts for it.