Why planes are faster than car and buses?

Because they are almost never **tired**.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What's the worst part of running into your ex?

You have to get out and check to see how bad your car is damaged.

How do you prove that your dog loves you more than your wife?

Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.

Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

What kind of bus can cross the ocean?

A Columbus.

What "bus" crossed the ocean?

Columbus.

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

Why are planes strong?

Because they can LIFT

Why is Peter Pan on the No-Fly list?

Whenever he boards a plane it neverlands