Why planes are faster than car and buses?

Because they are almost never **tired**.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What is the car that everyone sleeps in?

The Ford Siesta Many thanks to for that one.

What car does the Loch Ness Monster drive?

A Ford F-tree-fiddy

Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

Why did the kid drop his ice cream?

Because the bus hit him.

What do you call a late teacher?

Mr. Bus

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

When I was on the plane the stewardess asked, do you need some headphones?

I said, Hell Yeah, but how did you know my name was Phones

Why were people in the Twin Towers so upset?

They ordered pepperoni but all they got was plane