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Why planes are faster than car and buses?

Because they are almost never **tired**.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What kind of car does a viking drive?

A fjord

What type of car would Jesus drive?

A Chrysler

Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

Why are you on this bus?

Aren't you supposed to be driving around in a car

What drives you?

Me: The bus mostly Interviewer: I mean what motivates you to get out of bed in the morning M: missing the bus

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

Why is Peter Pan on the No-Fly list?

Whenever he boards a plane it neverlands

What does Geronimo say when he jumps out of planes?

Meeeeeeeeeeeeeee!