What college did the eyeball go to?

Why do we need to go to college?

Student: Why do we need to go to college? Teacher: So we can get a high paying job Student: Why do we need a high paying job Teacher: So we can get lots of money Student: Why do we need lots of money Teacher: So we can pay off our college loans

How's college supposed to prepare you for the real world?

All it does is make you tired and stressed out and anxious and nevermind I get it.

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What college did the eyeball go to?

ICU.

What did one eyeball say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.

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Where do Na'vi go when they get hurt?

ICU

What ward does Sauron visit in the hospital?

ICU