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Eyeball Jokes

What did one eyeball say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.

$Your Age Is Only Math$

Your Age Is Only Math

What college did the eyeball go to?

ICU.

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Why a conch shell, and why there of all places?

So that when you put your ear against it, you can smell the ocean.

What's long, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermit's finger

Icu Jokes More Icu Jokes

Where do Na'vi go when they get hurt?

ICU

Where do Peek-a-boo patients go?

The ICU.

College Jokes More College Jokes

What do you call Charlie Sheen's brother if he were a financial advisor?

Emilio Investevez. Fun game/running joke friends in college used to play. Wondering if Reddit would enjoy the game too.

What did the Buffalo say to his son when he went off to college?

By son.