What Did One Eye Say To Another Eye?

Don't Look Now But Something Between Us Smells

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How do babies get out of bellies?

ME: "Look! Ice cream!" *5 min later* 3YO COVERED IN ICE CREAM: "How do babies get out of be---"

How does every racist joke start?

Looks over both shoulders....

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What do you call a fish with no eyes?

Dinner

What do you call a deer with flashlights for eyes?

A bright eye deer.

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Why doesn't the queen's farts smell?

Because it's a noble gas.

What lies on the ground 100 feet up in the air and smells?

A dead centipede.