What Did One Eye Say To Another Eye?

Don't Look Now But Something Between Us Smells

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What's the difference between a golf ball and a G spot?

A man will spend 20 minutes looking for a golf ball.

How does a Range Rover Evoque look after landing on it's roof?

Exactly the same.

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What has six eyes but can't see?

Three blind mice.

What has four legs and see just as well from either end?

A horse with his eyes closed!

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What is green and slimy and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's finger...

What did the baker say about her co-worker who never sleeps and always smells funky?

At yeast he's a fungi.