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What Did One Eye Say To Another Eye?

Don't Look Now But Something Between Us Smells

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why did the lost tourist cross the road?

The chicken looked like he knew where he was going.

What mysterious hair product does Lucifer use to keep himself looking good?

Arcane-gel!

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What has two feet, two hands, two eyes, and two noses?

Two pirates.

What did the hurricane say to the other hurricane?

I have my eye on you.

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What's Slimy, cold, green, and smells like pork?

Kermit the Frog's Finger

What smells bad and sounds like a bell?

Dung! Get it?!