Why doesn't the queen's farts smell?

Because it's a noble gas.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots?

Bunny farts

What did one snowman say to the other snow man?

Do you smell carrot?

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Why couldn't the chemist laugh at the queens fart?

Because noble gases are nonreactive.

What do you get when you vaporize a king?

A noble gas.

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What is it called when the Queen farts?

A noble gas!

Why doesn't the queen's farts smell?

Because it's a noble gas.