Why doesn't the queen's farts smell?

Because it's a noble gas.

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What do you call breads ability to smell?

Naan sense!

What is long, green, and smells like bacon?

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What kind of container is appropriate for noble gases?

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Why doesn't the queen's farts smell?

Because it's a noble gas.

What is it called when the Queen farts?

A noble gas!