Why doesn't the queen's farts smell?

Because it's a noble gas.

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What smells funny?

Clown poo!

What President of the United States smells the worst?

The-Odor-e Roosevelt.

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What do you call a king's fart?

Noble gas

What is it called when the Queen farts?

A noble gas!

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What is it called when the Queen farts?

A noble gas!

Why doesn't the queen's farts smell?

Because it's a noble gas.