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Why did Bossy tell the cowpoke to leave her calf alone?

She thought children should be seen and not herded!

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

When do the leaves begin to turn?

The night before a test.

Why did Prince Eric leave Ariel when she became a human?

He was just chasing tail.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why do molluscs only think of themselves?

Because they're shellfish

When Bruce Banner gets constipated do you think he turns into The Hulk?

Just one of the thoughts I have during important business meetings

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What's the the key to telling an ISIS joke?

The execution.

What do you call a snake that tells bad jokes?

A corn snake

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What did the Buffalo say when his child left for college?

Bison

When is a parent like a child?

When he's a miner.

Herd Jokes More Herd Jokes

What did the shepherd's wife say to the shepherd?

You herd.

Who lost a herd of elephants?

Big bo peep!

Calf Jokes More Calf Jokes

What animals do you bring to bed?

Your calves.

Why was the calf afraid?

He was a cow-herd!

Bossy Jokes More Bossy Jokes

What do you get if you cross Bossy with a vampire?

Dracowla!

Who's there! Bossy! Bossy who?

Bossy just fired me!