Why did Bossy tell the cowpoke to leave her calf alone?

She thought children should be seen and not herded!

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He had a stalemate.

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AWWW, HE THINKS I'M REALLY SMART.

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Mooooooooooooove.

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Drones can't tell either

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I herd that.

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Why did Bossy tell the cowpoke to leave her calf alone?

She thought children should be seen and not herded!

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De-calf

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Dracowla!

Why did Bossy tell the cowpoke to leave her calf alone?

She thought children should be seen and not herded!