March Madness Sale - 25% Off

Why did Bossy tell the cowpoke to leave her calf alone?

She thought children should be seen and not herded!

Previous Random Joke Next
Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What'd Gandhi say when his friend told him to leave the protest?

Na 'ma ste

Why is ok to leave the lid off a basket of socialist crabs?

Because whenever one of them climbs to the top, the others drag it back down.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What sort of a car has your dad got?

I can't remember the name. I think it starts with T. Really - Ours only starts with gas.

What do burgers think when they are surrounded by gherkins?

They think they are in a pickle.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What does Dracula say when you tell him a new fact?

Well fangcy that!

Why are you home so early?

Me: My boss told me to go to hell

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

How many children does Jamal have?

Show your work.

Why shouldn't Canadian adults laugh at children who believe in the Easter Bunny?

Because most of them still believe in Justin Trudeau

Herd Jokes More Herd Jokes

Why can't you keep a secret from cattle?

They herd

What has 200 legs 50 noses and is very loud?

A herd of stampeding aardvarks!

Calf Jokes More Calf Jokes

What do you call a veal-birthing cow?

De-calf

Why did the bowlegged cowboy get fired?

Because he couldn't keep his calves together!

Bossy Jokes More Bossy Jokes

Why did Bossy tell the cowpoke to leave her calf alone?

She thought children should be seen and not herded!

Who's there! Bossy! Bossy who?

Bossy just fired me!