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Why did Bossy tell the cowpoke to leave her calf alone?

She thought children should be seen and not herded!

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Why did Helen Keller scream?

Her parents left the plunger in the toilet.

What's the best way to lose some pounds?

Leave the EU.

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Why was the mole afraid of his own shadow?

Because he thought it was another mole, due to his poor eyesight.

What do you call it when the women in the back of a Mexican brothel talk after working all night?

Whorechata. Probably my best original, lemme know what you think.

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What "YSK" means?

Everyone keeps telling me that I should know...

What is Santa saying to Mrs. Claus right now?

I told you it would rain, dear.

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What does a child without arms get for x-mas?

Gloves! nah don't know, it hasn't opened the present yet

How do Chinese people know what to name their children?

After the last dog they just ate.

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What did the sheep say to the sheepdog faking deafness?

You herd me!

What has 200 legs 50 noses and is very loud?

A herd of stampeding aardvarks!

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Why did the bowlegged cowboy get fired?

Because he couldn't keep his calves together!

Why was the calf afraid?

He was a cow-herd!

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Who's there! Bossy! Bossy who?

Bossy just fired me!

What do you get if you cross Bossy with a vampire?

Dracowla!