Why is it expensive to be a criminal?

Because the police charge you.

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What did the terrorist say to the police before he blew up the building?

C4 yourself!

Who takes the most drugs?

The police.

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What did the British proton say after 5 cups of coffee?

I feel positively charged!

How do you stop a 6'4" 300lb black kid from charging?

You take away his EBT card.

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What do you call it when a criminal goes down an elevator?

A con descending.

What do The Police do to catch criminals easily?

Sting operation, of course!