Why is it expensive to be a criminal?

Because the police charge you.

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Police Jokes More Police Jokes

What did Lochte say after his teammates told the police what really happened?

And I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you medaling kids!

Why did Darth Vader get suspended from the Police?

He was under investigation for excessive use of Force

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What do pirate farmers charge for their corn?

A buccaneer

Why does Star Wars Movies numbering scheme starts with 4,5,6?

Because in charge of the numbers, Yoda was

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What do you call a horse that's a criminal?

A Zebra.

Why are criminals so good at basketball?

They shoot first and ask questions later.