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Why is it expensive to be a criminal?

Because the police charge you.

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Police Jokes More Police Jokes

Who takes the most drugs?

The police.

How long did it take for the police to catch the man running in his underwear?

It was a brief chase...

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

Why did the electron go to jail?

He was charged with battery!

What do you call a group of people in charge of renewable energy for a town?

A solar panel.

Criminal Jokes More Criminal Jokes

What criminal doesn't take baths?

A dirty crook.

What do you call a horse that's a criminal?

A Zebra.