Why is it expensive to be a criminal?

Because the police charge you.

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Who is driving the car?

The police.

Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away?

1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.

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Why did the man keep reloading the picture of the candy cane at the potluck?

He was in charge of refresh mints.

What did the failing kidney say to the healthy one?

Urine charge now.

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What do The Police do to catch criminals easily?

Sting operation, of course!

Why are crime rates down in the US?

Because criminals keep turning themselves into police.