Why did the police arrest the Christmas goose?

They suspected it of fowl play.

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Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away?

1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.

Why is Superman wanted by the police?

He is wanted for being the Man of Steal.

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Why was the Cookie Monster arrested for computer hacking?

He was in possession of all the "COOKIES"

Why couldn't the police arrest the robber on the second floor?

Because he took the stairs.

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Why did the duck get a red card?

For fowl play.

Why did the man cross the street when he saw the chicken foot?

Because he suspected fowl play was afoot!

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Why did the police arrest the Christmas goose?

They suspected it of fowl play.

Why did the man cross the street when he saw the chicken foot?

Because he suspected fowl play was afoot!