Why did the police arrest the Christmas goose?

They suspected it of fowl play.

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Who takes the most drugs?

The police.

How did the police determine which turtle ate the diamond ring?

They conducted an in-turtle investigation.

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Why was the guy from 127 Hours arrested for espionage?

He was proven guilty of providing arms to Iraq

Why did the suspenders get arrested?

Because they held up a pair of pants.

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Why did the police arrest the Christmas goose?

They suspected it of fowl play.

Why did the man cross the street when he saw the chicken foot?

Because he suspected fowl play was afoot!

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What did my roommate say when I asked him if he wanted to watch the movie The usual Suspects?

Is it about black people

Why did the man cross the street when he saw the chicken foot?

Because he suspected fowl play was afoot!