Why did the police arrest the Christmas goose?

They suspected it of fowl play.

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Why is it expensive to be a criminal?

Because the police charge you.

What did the police say to the hot dog?

You are under arrest.

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What did Bill Cosby say when he was arrested?

Hey, hey, hey, it was only a pudding pop!

Why did they arrest the musician?

He got into treble.

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Why did the man cross the street when he saw the chicken foot?

Because he suspected fowl play was afoot!

Why did the duck get a red card?

For fowl play.

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Why did the police arrest the Christmas goose?

They suspected it of fowl play.

Why did the man cross the street when he saw the chicken foot?

Because he suspected fowl play was afoot!