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Why did the police arrest the Christmas goose?

They suspected it of fowl play.

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Why couldn't the police arrest the robber on the second floor?

Because he took the stairs.

What did the police say to the hot dog?

You are under arrest.

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Which Star Wars character was arrested for drunk driving?

Han Solo. Because he took a shot first.

Why was the energizer bunny arrested?

He got a battery charge.

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Why did the police arrest the Christmas goose?

They suspected it of fowl play.

Why did the man cross the street when he saw the chicken foot?

Because he suspected fowl play was afoot!

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What did my roommate say when I asked him if he wanted to watch the movie The usual Suspects?

Is it about black people

Why did the man cross the street when he saw the chicken foot?

Because he suspected fowl play was afoot!