Why did the police arrest the Christmas goose?

They suspected it of fowl play.

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Why did the police arrest the Christmas goose?

They suspected it of fowl play.

What disease do police give black people?

Glock coma

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Why are they arresting that dog?

What did he do?!? (My 6yo upon seeing a police dog sitting in the back of a police car.)

Why were the ducks arrested?

They were selling quack in the park.

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Why did the man cross the street when he saw the chicken foot?

Because he suspected fowl play was afoot!

Why did the police arrest the Christmas goose?

They suspected it of fowl play.

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How many 210 lb policemen does it take to throw a 140 lb suspect down 3 flights of stairs?

None, he fell.

Why did you tie a rope on that criminal?

Officer: You ordered me to get a line on the suspect.