Why did the suspenders get arrested?

Because they held up a pair of pants.

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What about my atm card which holds all my money?

Any 4 numbers in a row.

Why did the belt go to prison?

He held up a pair of pants!

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Why was the Human Torch arrested?

He had firearms.

Why did the police arrest the Christmas goose?

They suspected it of fowl play.

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Why did the snowman take his pants off?

He heard the snow blower was coming.

What's 6 inches long hard, bent, and in my pants?

My iPhone 6

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What do you call a slightly incomplete Yahtzee set?

Pair o' Dice Lost

Why can't two elephants go swimming?

They only have one pair of trunks.

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Why were the suspenders arrested?

For holding up a pair of pants.

What happened when the man lost his suspenders?

He became one of those For Whom the Belt Holds