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Why were the suspenders arrested?

For holding up a pair of pants.

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

Why were India kicked out of the Soccer World Cup held in England in 1966?

A. Every time they were given a corner, they built a shop.

Why is it hard to hold a speech at a nudist convention?

It does not help to imagine people in their underwear.

Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?

I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

Why do rappers always get arrested?

Because he who did the rhyme did the crime

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What did the tree do when he got really nervous?

He SOILed his pants I'llseemyselfout...

What's the best way to make pants last?

Make the jacket first.

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

Why do toucans only go camping in pairs?

So they can bring two canopies.

What do you call a pair of twins who live together?

Womb-mates

Suspender Jokes More Suspender Jokes

What did the suspenders say to the trousers?

What's up, britches?!

How do you tell if someone is a safety engineer?

They are wearing suspenders and a belt.