Why did the suspenders get arrested?

Because they held up a pair of pants.

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Why did the suspenders get arrested?

Because they held up a pair of pants.

Why do North Korean officials are always seen holding a notebook and a pen when they're near Kim Jong Un?

They're writing their last will and testament.

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Why was Karl Marx arrested for brewing a cup of Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why did the calculus students get arrested?

For drinking and deriving.

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What type of pants does Mario wear?

Denim, denim, denim.

Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

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How do you go about hiring a horse?

Try two pairs of stilts!

Why did the belt get locked up?

He held up a pair of pants.

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Why did the suspenders get arrested?

Because they held up a pair of pants.

How do you tell if someone is a safety engineer?

They are wearing suspenders and a belt.