Why were the suspenders arrested?

For holding up a pair of pants.

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How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.

What did the russian soldier say when he held his newborn sibling in his hands for the first time?

You're my brother in arms!

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Why was the man arrested at the farmers' market?

He was caught taking a leek.

Why did the feminist get triggered?

The police found it easier than arresting her.

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Why can't Democrats sell pants?

They believe in a single-pair system.

What's the first rule here, boys?

Kid:Don't poop your pants M:I was gonna say "have fun" but...OK.

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I dropped a pear in my car this morning.

You should drop another one, then you would have a pair.

What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?

Hush puppies!

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Why did the suspenders get arrested?

Because they held up a pair of pants.

How do you tell if someone is a safety engineer?

They are wearing suspenders and a belt.