Why did the suspenders get arrested?

Because they held up a pair of pants.

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Why did the fireman wear red, white, and blue suspenders?

To hold his pants up.

Why can't Elsa hold a balloon?

Because she might Let it Go

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Why was the energizer bunny arrested?

He got a battery charge.

Why was the liquor trader arrested?

Because he was in cider trading

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Why did... Why did the golfer wear an extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one! Ha Ha Ha Ha

What kind of pants does Mario wear?

Denim Denim. Denim

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Why should you always take two pairs of trousers when you play golf?

In case you get a hole in one!

Where do you park Two Ships of Theseus?

At a Pair of Docks

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What did the suspenders say to the trousers?

What's up, britches?!

Why did the suspenders get arrested?

Because they held up a pair of pants.