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Why did the suspenders get arrested?

Because they held up a pair of pants.

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What world athletic sporting event is held every four years?

The Olympigs!

What has 142 teeths and can hold back the incredible Hulk?

My zipper

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Why was the liquor trader arrested?

Because he was in cider trading

Why was the battery arrested?

Cuz it was charged with electricity.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

When is an aardvark jumpy?

When he's got ants in his pants!

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Incase he got a hole in one. HEHE one of my favs. Whats your fav joke?

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

Where do you park Two Ships of Theseus?

At a Pair of Docks

How do you divide old Rome?

Using a pair of Caesars.

Suspender Jokes More Suspender Jokes

What did the suspenders say to the trousers?

What's up, britches?!

Why did the suspenders get arrested?

Because they held up a pair of pants.