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Why were the suspenders arrested?

For holding up a pair of pants.

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What do you get when you hold a mothball in your left hand and a mothball in your right hand?

A rather excited moth

How do you make a door hold water?

You open it slightly so it's ajar.

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Why was the bodybuilder arrested at the elementary school?

Because it was a gun-free zone

Why did the suspenders get arrested?

Because they held up a pair of pants.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What did the tailor say to his customer after shortening the length of his pants?

A-hem!

What kind of pants do you buy for your pet Chihuahua?

Shorts!

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

Why can't two elephants go swimming?

They only have one pair of trunks.

Why did the iPhone 7 cross the road?

To buy another pair of AirPods.

Suspender Jokes More Suspender Jokes

Why were the suspenders arrested?

For holding up a pair of pants.

What happened when the man lost his suspenders?

He became one of those For Whom the Belt Holds