Why did the suspenders get arrested?

Because they held up a pair of pants.

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Why did the suspenders get arrested?

Because they held up a pair of pants.

What has 40 teeth and holds a monster at bay?

My zipper.

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Why was the battery arrested?

Cuz it was charged with electricity.

Why was the communist arrested?

He was caught red handed.

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What did the pirate say with the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrgh, it's driving me nuts!

Why would you wear two pairs of pants while golfing?

You might get a hole in one.

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Why did the golfer wear two pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

Why did the bowler bring two pairs of pants?

He wanted a spare in case he had a split.

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How do you tell if someone is a safety engineer?

They are wearing suspenders and a belt.

Why did the suspenders get arrested?

Because they held up a pair of pants.