Why did the belt get locked up?

He held up a pair of pants.

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How do cities decide who gets to be in charge of wastewater management?

They hold a runoff election.

How do you make a Game of Thrones fan sad?

You ask them to hold the door for you.

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What did the obese man say about the belt he'd recently purchased?

Top notch.

What do you call a belt with a watch on it?

A waist of time *door closes on way out*

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What's so meta that you almost crap your pants?

Metamucil

Why did the golfer wear two pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

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Why did the golfer wear two pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

Why can't two elephants go swimming?

They only have one pair of trunks.

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Why did the belt get locked up?

He held up a pair of pants.

What did the knob say to the door?

I LOCK you a lot! yep, its corny, indeed, but... I'm tryin'! Skip