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Why did the belt get locked up?

He held up a pair of pants.

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What is a blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?

Trying to hold on to a thought.

What pillar doesn't need holding up?

A caterpillar!

Belt Jokes More Belt Jokes

What do you call a belt with a watch on it?

A waist of time *door closes on way out*

What does the zero say to the eight?

I like your belt. Ok, ok. I know it's elementary, but I still love it.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

Where do I put my pants?

He said, "Over there by mine."

Why should you bring two pairs of pants when you golf?

In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

Where do you park Two Ships of Theseus?

At a Pair of Docks

What is a pair of sheep's favorite instrument?

Two-Baaas.

Lock Jokes More Lock Jokes

What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?

Mice cubes!

What do Canadian banks and psych wards have in common?

They both contain locked up loonies!