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Why did the belt get locked up?

He held up a pair of pants.

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How many theoretical physicists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold it in place, another to rotate the universe around it.

What is the most offensive joke you know?

I'm bored tonight and I have a no holds barred sense of humour. What are some of your worst

Belt Jokes More Belt Jokes

Why shouldn't you wear a watch on your belt?

It'd be a waste of time.

What did the obese man say about the belt he'd recently purchased?

Top notch.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

How many angels can a pinhead dance on?

To hold up their pants.

What did the snowman do when he saw a snow blower go by?

Pull down his pants.

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

What do you call two doctors with the same career?

Pair of medics.

Where do you park Two Ships of Theseus?

At a Pair of Docks

Lock Jokes More Lock Jokes

What do Canadian banks and psych wards have in common?

They both contain locked up loonies!

Why can't redditors sew?

Because the thread has been locked by a moderator