Why did the belt get locked up?

He held up a pair of pants.

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What do you call a tornado holding a spork?

The Mersenne Twister.

What did the man say while holding a square shaped clock?

I'm holding Time Square!

Belt Jokes More Belt Jokes

What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time.

Why did the belt get locked up?

He held up a pair of pants.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What kind of pants do the Mario Brothers wear?

Denim denim denim.

What did the pirate say about the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrg, it's driving me nuts!

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

What's better than a paradox?

A pair of nurses

Why did the man use a pair of scissors on the rope?

The knife just wasn't cutting it.

Lock Jokes More Lock Jokes

What makes you really cool?

Getting locked inside a walk-in freezer

What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car outside of a Planned Parenthood?

Going inside to ask for a coat hanger.