Why did the belt get locked up?

He held up a pair of pants.

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Why couldn't the retarded man talk normally?

He was trying to hold the door

Where does Bran Stark keep his things?

Hold all and howdoor

Belt Jokes More Belt Jokes

Why did the belt get arrested?

Because it held up a pair of pants.

Why bro?

Men with no pants fighting for a belt.. WTF

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What's the difference between Super Man and Spider Man?

Super Man wears his underwear over his pants..

What do Pentecostals and Nudists have in common?

Neither can wear pants

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

Why do nuns always travel in pairs?

Because one nun follows the other nun to make sure that nun doesn't get none.

Why would you wear two pairs of pants while golfing?

You might get a hole in one.

Lock Jokes More Lock Jokes

Who's there! Ammon! Ammon who?

Ammon old hand at picking locks!

Why was the band late to their gig?

Because the drummer locked himself in the car with the keys.