Why did the belt get locked up?

He held up a pair of pants.

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Why were the suspenders arrested?

For holding up a pair of pants.

Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?

Because he liked sole music!

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What did Whitney Houston's coroner say as he unbuckled his belt?

It's not right, but it's OK

What did the obese man say about the belt he'd recently purchased?

Top notch.

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What's the sharpest thing in the world?

A fart. It goes through your pants without even making a hole.

What do Pentecostals and Nudists have in common?

Neither can wear pants

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What do you call a pair of snakeskin trousers?

Serpants.

Why did the bowler bring two pairs of pants?

He wanted a spare in case he had a split.

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What do you if there is a black out?

Make sure your doors are locked and windows bolted shut.

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