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Why did the belt get locked up?

He held up a pair of pants.

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Why are librarians so lonely?

They're always by them shelves Just wanted to see if that library joke checked out Sorry for all the library jokes, I'll put them on hold

What do you call a tornado holding a spork?

The Mersenne Twister.

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Why did the belt go to prison?

He held up a pair of pants!

Why bro?

Men with no pants fighting for a belt.. WTF

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What kind of pants does Mario wear to work?

Denim denim denim p

What did the pirate say when his wife kept asking him about the steering wheel in his pants?

Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!

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What do you call two Filipino pilots?

A pair of pliers

Why did the belt get locked up?

He held up a pair of pants.

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Why do they lock gas station bathrooms?

Are they afraid someone might accidentally clean them

Why does the Italian pasta maker always get locked out of his house?

Because he has gnocchi