What do eagles and moles have in common?

They both fly, except for the mole...

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What's blue and flies around the room at high speeds?

A baby with a punctured lung

Why don't you shoo those flies?

Bull: I'll let them go barefoot!

Mole Jokes More Mole Jokes

How many moles are in a guacamole?

Avacado's number.

How can you tell if someone is a chemistry major?

They have a mole on their body.

Eagle Jokes More Eagle Jokes

What do a mole and an eagle have in common?

They both live underground. Except for the eagle.

What do you call an Eagle who can't catch it's prey?

Talon*tless....Sorry.