What do eagles and moles have in common?

They both fly, except for the mole...

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Why couldn't the monk who flew a helicopter understand the monk who flew commercial jets?

Because he was on a higher plane.

What is big hairy and can fly faster than sound?

King Koncord.

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How many moles are in a guacamole?

Avacado's number.

What do a mole and an eagle have in common?

They both live underground. Except for the eagle.

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What do you call an eagle who can play the piano?

Talonted!

What do you get if you cross an eagle with a skunk?

A bird that stinks to high heaven.