What do eagles and moles have in common?

They both fly, except for the mole...

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why can't ducks tell jokes when they fly?

Cause they would quack up.

What do you call a turlte that flies?

A shellocopter. damn homies

Mole Jokes More Mole Jokes

What do an eagle and a mole have in common?

They both live underground, **except for the eagle.**

What did the mole say when someone told him there were entire above-ground civilizations?

Holy moley, I didn't know that!

Eagle Jokes More Eagle Jokes

Why did the Eagle go to store to buy some Rogaine?

To cover up his bald spot.

What rabbit wears on his back while flying?

Eagle