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How can you tell if someone is a chemistry major?

They have a mole on their body.

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How do you save a suicidal procrastinator?

Tell them it can probably wait 'til tomorrow.

Why can't clocks keep secrets?

Because, time will always tell.

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Why was the mole afraid of his own shadow?

Because he thought it was another mole, due to his poor eyesight.

What do a mole and an eagle have in common?

They both live underground. Except for the eagle.

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What do I want to do to your body?

I don't know. Identify it, I guess.

Why are giraffe's heads so far away from their bodies?

Long necks.