How can you tell if someone is a chemistry major?

They have a mole on their body.

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How can you tell what clan a Scottish man is from?

Look under his kilt and if he has a quarter pounder then he is a McDonald.

How can you tell if an elephant's been to your birthday party?

Look for his footprints in the ice cream.

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What do an eagle and a mole have in common?

They both live underground, **except for the eagle.**

What do eagles and moles have in common?

They both fly, except for the mole...

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Why did the skeleton go to the movies alone?

He didn't have any body to go with him.

Why is a ghost like an empty house?

Because there's no body there!