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How can you tell if someone is a chemistry major?

They have a mole on their body.

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Why do they say cleanliness is next to godliness?

Because every time i talk dirty to my wife she tells me to go to hell.

Why did the man tell his mom to get him out of prison?

She had gotten him out of a tight spot before.

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What animal has exactly 12 grams of carbon?

A mole

How can you tell if someone is a chemistry major?

They have a mole on their body.

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Why are you going through my phone?

BF: 'Do you have something to hide ' Me: 'I'm gonna have a body to hide if you keep it up.'

Why do ostriches have long necks?

Because their heads are so far from their bodies!