Mole Jokes

Why was the mole afraid of his own shadow?

Because he thought it was another mole, due to his poor eyesight.

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How can you tell if someone is a chemistry major?

They have a mole on their body.

What animal has exactly 12 grams of carbon?

A mole

What do eagles and moles have in common?

They both fly, except for the mole...

What do a mole and an eagle have in common?

They both live underground. Except for the eagle.

What do an eagle and a mole have in common?

They both live underground, **except for the eagle.**

What did the mole say when someone told him there were entire above-ground civilizations?

Holy moley, I didn't know that!

How many moles are in a guacamole?

Avacado's number.

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Everyone got swine flu

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What did the dentist say to the golfer?

You have a hole in one.

Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?

In case they get a hole in one!

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Why all Pascal programmers ask to live in Atlantis?

Because it is below C level.

What street in France do reindeer live on?

Rue Dolph

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Why was Stalin a Bad leader?

Because he was staling a country that was rushing..(Russia) This joke was bad. Im going to bed now.

What do you call a scientific measuring instrument with degrees?

A graduated cylinder. This is the only joke I've ever thought of.

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What animal has two gray feet and two brown feet?

An elephant with diarrhea.

Why are lions more religious than other animals?

They prey regularly.

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What's a mole's favourite fruit?

An Avagadro.

What do you get when you cut up an avagadro?

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What do you get if you cut an avocado into 6.02 * 1023 pieces?

Guacamole.

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The awning. I know, I'm sorry.

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What's a balloon's favorite genre of music?

Pop.

What goes "snap crackle and pop"?

A firefly with a short circuit!