Mole Jokes

Why was the mole afraid of his own shadow?

Because he thought it was another mole, due to his poor eyesight.

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How can you tell if someone is a chemistry major?

They have a mole on their body.

What does a mole think, when he digs trough lower Austria?

Make way, children.

What animal has exactly 12 grams of carbon?

A mole

What do eagles and moles have in common?

They both fly, except for the mole...

What do a mole and an eagle have in common?

They both live underground. Except for the eagle.

What do an eagle and a mole have in common?

They both live underground, **except for the eagle.**

What did the mole say when someone told him there were entire above-ground civilizations?

Holy moley, I didn't know that!

How many moles are in a guacamole?

Avacado's number.

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Reindeer are the ones that fly.

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Guac-A-Mole.

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Guacamole.

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An Avagadro.

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What did the dentist say to the golfer?

You have a hole in one.

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Guaca-mole!

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A cold shoulder.

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What did the organic chemist use tinder for?

Carbon dating.

What do you call it when one piece of coal asks another piece of coal out to dinner?

Carbon dating.