Mole Jokes

Why was the mole afraid of his own shadow?

Because he thought it was another mole, due to his poor eyesight.

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How can you tell if someone is a chemistry major?

They have a mole on their body.

What does a mole think, when he digs trough lower Austria?

Make way, children.

What animal has exactly 12 grams of carbon?

A mole

What do eagles and moles have in common?

They both fly, except for the mole...

What do a mole and an eagle have in common?

They both live underground. Except for the eagle.

What do an eagle and a mole have in common?

They both live underground, **except for the eagle.**

What did the mole say when someone told him there were entire above-ground civilizations?

Holy moley, I didn't know that!

How many moles are in a guacamole?

Avacado's number.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why the chicken cross the road?

To say Hello from the other side

Why did the Skeleton cross the road?

Question: Why did the Skeleton cross the road? Answer: To go to the body shop.

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

What does a Muslim man call a girl he is living in sin with?

Haram bea

What type of doctor prescribes Coke and 7-up for a living?

A Poptometrist!

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why do American beer companies always advise that their beer should be served cold?

So you can tell it apart from urine

How can you tell when an accountant is extroverted?

He looks at your shoes while he's talking to you instead of his own.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What kind of flooring does a Mexican fit?

Underlay! Underlay!

What does a Mexican cut a pizza with?

Little ceasars!!! (Scissors)

Shadow Jokes More Shadow Jokes

What is it called when a prairie dog sees its shadow?

Total Eclipse of a Fart

Why was the mole afraid of his own shadow?

Because he thought it was another mole, due to his poor eyesight.

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What do women and police cars have in common?

They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming.

What did one flea say to the other flea when they came out of the movies?

Should we walk home or take a dog

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

What is the sharpest thing in the world?

A fart. It will cut through your pants and not even leave a hole.

Why do golfers wear 2 pairs of pants?

Incase he gets a hole in one

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why couldn't the cow leave the farm?

She was pasteurized!

Why did you leave me here all alone?

Where o where are you tonight? Why did you leave me here all alone? I searched the world over and thought I found some one You met a zombie and pblblthpth you were gone.