How can you tell when an accountant is extroverted?

He looks at your shoes while he's talking to you instead of his own.

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Elephino.

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Fart

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He's the one staring at YOUR feet when he talks

How can you tell when an accountant is extroverted?

He looks at your shoes while he's talking to you instead of his own.

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Wishful thinking. Obviously

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Invite an accountant.