How can you tell when an accountant is extroverted?

He looks at your shoes while he's talking to you instead of his own.

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What does a pencil have in common with marijuana?

If it doesn't make you look smart, it's blunt.

What are the pigs warned to look out for in New York?

Pigpockets.

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How many engineers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to screw in the bulb and another to talk about how complicated it was.

Why did the clam get in an accident?

He was talking on his shellphone.

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What do WNBA players make?

Sandwiches. Friend told me this today and had to share

Why did the man tell his mom to get him out of prison?

She had gotten him out of a tight spot before.

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Why do people in wheelchairs wear shoes?

Do they think they're gonna magically start walking

What did the pair of flip-flops say to the approaching man with disgusting feet?

Shoe.

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Whats the difference between an Introverted Engineer and an Extroverted Engineer?

Introverted Engineer looks at His shoes when he's talking to you. Extroverted Engineer looks at Your shoes when he's talking to you.

What's the difference between an extroverted mathematician and an introverted mathematician?

The extroverted mathematician looks at YOUR shoes when he's speaking to you.

Accountant Jokes More Accountant Jokes

What's it called when a super model wants to date an accountant?

Wishful thinking. Obviously

How do you know accountants have no imagination?

They named a firm PricewaterhouseCoopers.