How can you tell when an accountant is extroverted?

He looks at your shoes while he's talking to you instead of his own.

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

How can you tell if an engineer is an extrovert?

They look at YOUR shoes when they talk to you.

Whose bad idea was it to text him a 4th time just in case his phone was being weird?

Tequila, I'm looking at you.

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What did the deaf Canadian say to the American that was talking?

Eh?

What's the funniest thing the rock said to the geologist?

Nothing. Because rocks don't talk and geology's not funny.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you make a blonde laugh at Easter?

Tell her a joke at Christmas

How many newsmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one but he'll tell everybody.

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

What kind of shoes do Frogs wear?

Open Toad sandals...

What did the shoe say about the customer who didn't like that it had yellow shoestring?

That's lacist.

Extroverte Jokes More Extroverte Jokes

Whats the difference between an Introverted Engineer and an Extroverted Engineer?

Introverted Engineer looks at His shoes when he's talking to you. Extroverted Engineer looks at Your shoes when he's talking to you.

What's the difference between an extroverted mathematician and an introverted mathematician?

The extroverted mathematician looks at YOUR shoes when he's speaking to you.

Accountant Jokes More Accountant Jokes

How do you know accountants have no imagination?

They named a firm PricewaterhouseCoopers.

Why can't accountants get library cards?

They're book-keepers.