Make him wear shoes.
It made him wed his plants!
1. No mind. 2. No business.
Hit it in the face with an axe.
A narcissistick.
Daughter: Dad. It's an accent color. Dad: ... Dad: Can I hear it
He got *nailed*.
Because an itch in time saves nine.
Bite me.
Because their knee grows.
A Peter Parka
He's staring at your shoes instead of his own.
He wanted to go bear foot.
