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How do you get a man to stop biting his nails?

Make him wear shoes.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why do men, on average, die before women?

Because they want to.

Where do men have the most curly hair?

In Africa

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop millions of children from going to bed hungry every night?

Take away their beds...

Whenever I'm bored I stop a stranger and ask "where am I?

And whatever they say I runaway screaming "Hahaha I'm a genius! I can teleport!"

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

Why is Jesus so bad at hockey?

Because he keeps getting nailed to the boards!

What's the difference between Jesus and his portrait?

His portrait only need one nail

Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

How do you keep a ghoul from biting his nails?

Replace the nails with screws.

What do you call a reptile biting its own tail?

An alligatorus

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why can't you wear shorts in the Ukraine?

Chernobyl fallout...

Why did the Mexican try to wear his taco?

He was dyslexic.

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

What's a plumber's least favorite type of shoe?

Clogs.

Why can't you get cell phone service when you're naked?

Why can't you get cell phone service when you're naked No shirt, no shoes, no service.