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How do you get a man to stop biting his nails?

Make him wear shoes.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do women call men who are shorter than 5'7"?

Friends

What did the fly say to the other fly?

Your man is open!

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What would be your reply?

Someone stops you in the middle of the road and asks you to tell him a good joke, What would be your reply?

Why Can't the Guy Addicted to Brake Fluid Quit?

He couldn't stop.

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

Why did Jesus quit playing ice hockey?

He kept getting nailed to the boards.

What does a French carpenter say when he runs out of nails?

I haven't a clous.

Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

What do you call a Nun that bites her nails?

A bad Habit.

What is red and hurts when you bite it?

A Brick.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What should you wear when drinking tea?

A tea-shirt.

What is yellow and wears a mask?

The Lone Lemon.

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

What's the difference between an introverted physicist and an extroverted physicist?

An extroverted physicist looks at shoes when they're talking to you.

What do you call a shoe with no grip?

A slipper. (Made this up today, but almost definitely will have been made up before by someone else)