Make him wear shoes.
The clerk said "Just a minute..." "Thank you" the man said and hung up.
O.K. you asked for it" the salesman said as he gave him a good belt.
So he would stop getting lost everything he checked it.
Motorist: The light just turned yellow.
He kept getting nailed to the boards.
A Navel Destroyer.
It's dangerous to let him put the bite on you!
It has legs, but doesn't walk, beak, but it doesn't bite and wings, but it doesn't fly. What is it? -A dead crow
Because Chernobyl fallout.
A condom
The shoe has a sole
Child labor laws forced all the shoe factories to shut down.
