How do you get a man to stop biting his...

Why did the man put his money in the freezer?

He wanted cold hard cash!

Why are you late?

Teacher: Why are you late? Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it? Student: No. I was standing on it.

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Why did the knight stop using the internet?

Because he was sick of chainmail.

How can we stop ISIS?

EUROPE: How can we save our economy AMERICA: What color is this dress!

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Why did Jesus take three days to resurrect after dying on the cross?

Because the date wasn't nailed down.

What do you call a Nun that bites her nails?

A bad Habit.

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Why do dogs lick their balls? Because they can! Why can't humans?

Because they'll bite us!

Why are hot dogs the best dogs?

Because they feed the hand that bites them.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What do you call an aligator that likes to wear vests when no one else is around?

A private investigator.

Why did the blonde wear green lipstick?

Because red means stop D

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Why did the mother bear ask the baby bear to wear shoes before he ran through the forest?

Because he was barefooted!!!

What is your guys' opinion on shoes that are a little bit too small?

Honestly, I think they're pretty tight!

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