How do you get a man to stop biting his nails?

Make him wear shoes.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man who cleans out toilets?

Lou!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?

Russell

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What do you call it when fish stop having babies?

Minnow-pause

Why did the boy stop using his Sony, his Boombox, and his Bose Radio?

He stopped believing in stereotypes.

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

What do you call a Nun that bites her nails?

A bad Habit.

Why can't Jesus play hockey?

He keeps getting NAILED TO THE BOARDS!...

Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

What's the worst thing about getting bitten by a poisonous spider?

You're probably Australian. EDIT: I mean venomous, not poisonous. I am sorry

What do you do if you get bit by something poisonous?

Don't bite it back in retaliation.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What pair of shoes could the ginger only wear?

The pair with no sole.

What do clouds wear under their pants?

Thunderwear!

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

What shoe can fit 206 million feet in it?

Honshu!

What kind of shoes does Jack Lew wear?

Cashews.