Why did Jesus stop playing hockey?

Because he kept getting nailed to the boards.

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What did the oyster say to the fish who stole it's shell?

Stop being shellfish!" *drops microphone, walks away*

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The engine stops whining after the plane lands.

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Too many Cheetahs.

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Because his friend asked him when he thought they should cross.

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They both got nailed

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If you didn't nail them properly they'll go see your neighbor

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Because they always try to mess with his nails.

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He didn't like getting nailed to the boards.

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