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Why did Jesus stop playing hockey?

Because he kept getting nailed to the boards.

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What did the spaghetti say to the postmodernist ravioli?

Stop being such an intellectual im-pasta.

Why did the researchers stopped their research on embryos?

Because the subject is still to immature.

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Why is a violin difficult to play?

Because it is fiddly!

Why does Marx's toilet play a sonata when flushed?

Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.

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What's it called when you look in the mirror and say "Jesus Christ I look good"?

Using the lords name in vanity

What's the difference between Bono and Jesus?

Jesus didn't walk around Dublin acting like he's Bono.

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What do you say when a Polish magician performs a magic trick?

Nailed it

Why did Jesus quit playing hockey?

He kept getting nailed to the boards.

Hockey Jokes More Hockey Jokes

Why didn't Jesus like to play hockey?

He didn't like getting nailed to the boards.

Why did Jesus stop playing hockey?

Because he kept getting nailed to the boards.

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What type of board will you be riding?

Jesus: looks at feet They're using boards

What's the difference between North Korea amd South Korea?

North Koreans have no Seoul. Thought of this very early in the morning waiting to board a plane.