Because he kept getting nailed to the boards.
The milky way!
Mana-pause
Mount Rushmore.
He was playing with a cheetah.
Spreads out arms to fullest length) Because he was hung like this.
X-Post from ProgrammerHumor) He used an encrypted key.
Get hammered.
The noise gave her a headache.
He's always nailed to the boards....
Because he doesn't want to be nailed to the boards.
He kept getting nailed to the boards.
He kept on getting nailed into the boards.
