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Why did Jesus quit playing hockey?

He kept getting nailed to the boards.

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How can you get out of a locked room with a piano in it?

Play the piano until you find the right key.

Why didn't Hannibal Lecter have any friends as a kid?

He was told not to play with his food.

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Why is Jesus so rich?

Because Jesus saves.

What's your opener?

JESUS: "God loves you." You BUDDHA (crumpling paper that says Life Is Suffering): Me too

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What do you get when you cross Tom Cruise with nails?

A cruiseifixion.

What do Jesus and Muhammad have in common?

They both nailed a 2x4.

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Why did Chris Benoit quit wrestling?

He wanted to hang with his family.

How does a neckbeard neurologist address a Hispanic midwife who can't quit her job?

M'doula obligada.

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Why did Jesus quit playing ice hockey?

He kept getting nailed to the boards.

What do you call a woman on a cruise ship in Mexico using the diving board at the pool?

A broad abroad on a board aboard.