Why shoudn't you play poker in Africa?

Because of all the Cheetahs!

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What's a wombat for?

For playing wom

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Possum: Oh yeah

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Why don't they play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs.

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She goes to the bathroom.

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Why is there no gambling in Africa?

Too many cheetahs.

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Too many cheetahs

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Too many cheetahs