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Why shoudn't you play poker in Africa?

Because of all the Cheetahs!

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How do they play basketball in Mexico?

Juan on Juan

What do you call an ant who can't play the piano?

Discordant!

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Why are dogs bad at poker?

Because they wag their tails whenever they have a good hand. Why did John's dog win the poker tournament Because he's a Doberman.

What do you call a veterinarian who's real good at poker?

First post) Ace of spays

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How many seconds are there in a day in Africa?

Seconds? They barely get firsts!

How do parents in Africa celebrate their kid's first birthday?

They bring flowers to his grave.

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What is the fastest insect in the World?

Lice" Why... Because it is latching on a running Cheetah.

When the animal kingdom had a poker party who didn't they invite?

The Cheetahs!