Because of all the Cheetahs!
Because in the games, Bug-types are effective against Dark-types. Just like malaria in Africa.
It was having a mid-life crisis.
Because nobody there is much of a drinker.
A good start.
Because it's normal to undergo a midlife crisis.
Too many cheetahs..
Too many cheetahs.
Nobody can point at your shoes and say "What are thoooooooooose?!"
Roll a penny down a hill.
Because of dat Djibouti.
Ebola cereal!
Because it can't be taken on empty stomach
Ze-bras!
Celebrity adoption.
The hunger games
Because there are too many cheetahs.
Doctors without boarders.
Because Botswana have fun.
Too many Cheetahs.
Outtagascar
In Africa.
Africa," says the parrot.
Ethiopium
The parrot says, "Africa." (I don't know if you know this one, but I just heard it today)
Too many cheetahs
The parrot says, "Africa! There are loads of them running around!"
Parrot says, "Africa."
Teacher: Which one is closer, Sun or Africa Johnny: Sun Teacher: Why Johnny: We can see the sun all the time, but can't see Africa.
He missed the rains down in africa
Because Africa isn't a country.
You don't cry when you cut up a saxophone. Happy Saxophone Day Why this musical abomination deserves its own day is beyond me. Edit: beside to beyond
He was going through mid life crisis.
He was suicidal.
Bloke chaps.
Then jetpack through the ceiling.
Mistress: Are you done yet Wife: Beige... I think I'll paint the ceiling beige...
Crusty
It's made from scratch
Because there's too many cheetahs!
Nelson Candela
Are you gonna Jaundice on Saturday
Believe in reincarnation.
My zipper.
You can afford four fjord forders' fords.
It's a salad for people who can't afford a house salad
