Africa Jokes

Why shoudn't you play poker in Africa?

Because of all the Cheetahs!

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Why shouldn't you gamble in Africa?

Too many cheetahs..

Why is there no gambling in Africa?

Too many cheetahs.

Whats the most common breakfast in Africa?

Ebola cereal!

Why isn't there gambling in Africa?

Too many cheetahs.

Why is gambling not allowed in Africa?

Because there are too many cheetahs.

What do you call a group of medical professionals who navigate around the Horn of Africa without being accosted by pirates?

Doctors without boarders.

Why do androids go to Africa to party?

Because Botswana have fun.

Why are people afraid to play poker in Africa?

Too many Cheetahs.

Where'd you get him?

The parrot replies, "Africa".

What do you call a vehicle with no fuel in Africa?

Outtagascar

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Where'd you get it?

Africa," says the parrot.

Where'd ya get it?

The parrot says, "Africa." (I don't know if you know this one, but I just heard it today)

Why are there so few casinos in Africa?

Too many cheetahs

Where did you get that thing?

Parrot says, "Africa."

Which one is closer, Sun or Africa?

Teacher: Which one is closer, Sun or Africa Johnny: Sun Teacher: Why Johnny: We can see the sun all the time, but can't see Africa.

Why wasn't toto as excited as dorothy when they traveled the yellow brick road?

He missed the rains down in africa

Why hasn't Africa ever won Olympic gold in basketball?

Because Africa isn't a country.

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