You stick a piece of bread on the ceiling.
Because of all the Cheetahs!
Because in the games, Bug-types are effective against Dark-types. Just like malaria in Africa.
It was having a mid-life crisis.
Because it's pretty depressing to have a Tamagotchi that'll out-live you.
They bring flowers to his grave.
Because nobody there is much of a drinker.
A good start.
Because it's normal to undergo a midlife crisis.
Because China is the biggest coal burner in the world
Too many cheetahs..
Too many cheetahs.
Nobody can point at your shoes and say "What are thoooooooooose?!"
Seconds? They barely get firsts!
Roll a penny down a hill.
Because of dat Djibouti.
Tuesday.
Ebola cereal!
Because it can't be taken on empty stomach
Trick question. There are no roads in Africa.
Ze-bras!
In Africa
Celebrity adoption.
The hunger games
So they won't run into each other in the dark.
Because there are too many cheetahs.
Doctors without boarders.
Because Botswana have fun.
Too many Cheetahs.
Outtagascar
In Africa.
Africa," says the parrot.
Ethiopium
They can't afford computers in Africa.
The parrot says, "Africa." (I don't know if you know this one, but I just heard it today)
Too many cheetahs
The parrot says, "Africa! There are loads of them running around!"
Parrot says, "Africa."
Teacher: Which one is closer, Sun or Africa Johnny: Sun Teacher: Why Johnny: We can see the sun all the time, but can't see Africa.
He missed the rains down in africa
The elephants are using them as tampons
Because Africa isn't a country.
3 Guys
All those who can run, jump and swim are in Texas.
They're not falling for that again.
He got eballa
Glue bread to the ceiling.
Names
Three men in a house with dirty dishes in the sink, laundry that needs to be folded and kids that need a bath
Sorta Q: Will you get naked A: Yes HIRED!
The Game
A cheetah!
Johnny", responds his dad, " I neither know nor care." Edit: granma grammar.
I go to the tallest tower in my city. Call up a pizza place and order two large planes.
Well, it's got everyone out and about, celebrating another revolution.....
