Because of all the Cheetahs!
Because in the games, Bug-types are effective against Dark-types. Just like malaria in Africa.
It was having a mid-life crisis.
They bring flowers to his grave.
Because nobody there is much of a drinker.
A good start.
Because it's normal to undergo a midlife crisis.
Too many cheetahs..
Too many cheetahs.
Nobody can point at your shoes and say "What are thoooooooooose?!"
Roll a penny down a hill.
Because of dat Djibouti.
Tuesday.
Ebola cereal!
Because it can't be taken on empty stomach
Ze-bras!
Celebrity adoption.
The hunger games
Because there are too many cheetahs.
Doctors without boarders.
Because Botswana have fun.
Too many Cheetahs.
Outtagascar
In Africa.
Africa," says the parrot.
Ethiopium
The parrot says, "Africa." (I don't know if you know this one, but I just heard it today)
Too many cheetahs
The parrot says, "Africa! There are loads of them running around!"
Parrot says, "Africa."
Teacher: Which one is closer, Sun or Africa Johnny: Sun Teacher: Why Johnny: We can see the sun all the time, but can't see Africa.
He missed the rains down in africa
Because Africa isn't a country.
Glue bread to the ceiling.
Jack The Kipper.
Dad: yea sure yells up to me son, you live with this guy now!
Because in the country, you bump your kin!
Zimbabwe.
All your stuff has been donated to charity
Because they're shellfish.
Two friends meet together and one asks: What would you do if you won the lottery? -I would build a brothel! Oh, and if it went wrong and you loose money? -I'd open it to the public
Because they are cheetahs.
Vader-hosen!
Give her a basketball and tell her to read it.
With a Pao Wow.
By putting flowers on the grave.