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What is it like, to be standing at the foot of an empty grave, not knowing who will one day be in it?

Unbereavable.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What present did the kid with no hands get?

Gloves. Ha! Just kidding, I don't know what he got, he hasn't opened it yet.

What do you get a kid without arms for Christmas?

Gloves, but he doesn't know that yet.. since he can't open it.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why was the calendar depressed?

His days were numbered.

What does Clint Eastwood say to God every morning?

Go Ahead Make My Day

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What does E.T. stand for?

Freedom of speech

What do you call a police officer standing on dog poop?

On duty

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What type of board will you be riding?

Jesus: looks at feet They're using boards

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose.

Grave Jokes More Grave Jokes

How do Etheopians celebrate their first birthday?

By putting flowers on the grave

How do parents in Africa celebrate their kid's first birthday?

They bring flowers to his grave.