What is it like, to be standing at the foot of an empty grave, not knowing who will one day be in it?

Unbereavable.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why will the artist formerly know as Prince only hire former FBI agents as his house maids?

Because they must be able to "dust for Prince"

What did one of Frankenstein's ears say to the other?

I didn't know we lived on the same block.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What did the hipster say the day after Thanksgiving?

I liked the leftovers before they were cool.

What do you call a dog that is underwater?

A sub-woofer! Thank you, I'll be here all day.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What does the B in Benoit B. Mandelbrot stand for?

Benoit B. Mandelbrot

What letter stands for the ocean?

The letter C.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What's the difference between a podiatrist and a drummer?

The podiatrist bucks up your feet.

What did the sister cell say to her sister cell when she stepped on her foot?

Ow Mytosis! Credits to Amanda Damiani

Grave Jokes More Grave Jokes

How do you know when a white girl recently visited her friends grave?

There's Starbucks next to the headstone.

How do Ethiopians celebrate their kids first birthday?

By putting flowers on the grave.