Unbereavable.
You: You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Person getting told joke: What about the jar of glue? You: I knew you'd get stuck there
Me: That's an oddly specific question. 4: I already know what happens if I do it with 4
Because it won't even give you the time of day.
Lifeguard 2: Sad, I saw a bear in lake 1: How is that sad 2: He could bearly swim! 1:.. 2: He ate 3 campers
He thought he might get a kick out of it!
They are used to being chaste.
Because he always kept one foot in his pocket for good luck!
They bring flowers to his grave.
Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.
