What is it like, to be standing at the foot of an empty grave, not knowing who will one day be in it?

Unbereavable.

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How do you tell the time in Antarctica?

I don't know,Alaska guy and tell you

Why do conspiracy theorists have such long beards?

Because they don't know how to use Occam's razor

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What time of day was Adam born?

Just a little before Eve

What kind of alcohol gets stuck in your head for days?

Red Red Wine!

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How did he get off?

It wouldn't stand up in court

What do you call a girl who stands in the middle of a bowling alley?

Elaine

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What has webbed feet and fangs?

Count Quackula.

How many feet are in a yard?

4 if you have a dog.

Grave Jokes More Grave Jokes

What did Mozart and Beethoven do whilst in the grave?

Decompose

Why do you want to be buried at sea?

Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.