What is it like, to be standing at the foot of an empty grave, not knowing who will one day be in it?

Unbereavable.

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How do you know if you cat's got a bad cold?

He has cat-arrh!

Why was the man hanging out in the market all day?

I don't know, but it was pretty bazaar

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What do you call the day after a sad Friday?

A sadder day.

What kind of alcohol gets stuck in your head for days?

Red Red Wine!

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What is taller when it sits down than when it stands up?

A dog.

What does the B in Benot B. Mandelbrot stand for?

Benot B. Mandelbrot

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

When does a bed grow longer?

At night, because two feet are added to it.

How many letters can you wear on your feet?

10 E's

Grave Jokes More Grave Jokes

What is it like, to be standing at the foot of an empty grave, not knowing who will one day be in it?

Unbereavable.

Why is a raven like a writing desk?

Because they both drove Edgar Allen Poe straight into the grave.