What is it like, to be standing at the foot of an empty grave, not knowing who will one day be in it?

Unbereavable.

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How do people know spiders are more afraid of me than I am of them?

Like, did you ask him Because only one of us is screaming right now.

Why did the blonde freeze a pot of boiling water?

Because you never know when you're going to need some boiling water.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

How long have we had that pillow?

Wife: No idea Memory foam pillow: Two years, five months and two days

What's the difference between a joke on Reddit and a joke on 9Gag?

About a day.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why did the vampire stand at the bus stop with his finger up his nose?

He was a ghoulsnif fer.

What's the difference between Colin Kaepernick and a martyr?

One stood for something

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What lies on it's back a hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

What do you get when you cross a foot with cookware?

Potato!

Grave Jokes More Grave Jokes

What's Beethoven doing in his grave?

He's decomposing.

Why do you want to be buried at sea?

Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.