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What did Mozart and Beethoven do whilst in the grave?

Decompose

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What do people call Mozart and Beethoven after they died?

Decomposers

What's Mozart doing?

Decomposing.

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What's brown and sits on a piano bench?

Beethoven's last movement.

What did Beethoven the dog shed in a moment of genius?

Fur Elise

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What is Beethoven doing right now?

Decomposing.

What's Beethoven doing in his grave?

He's decomposing.

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What's Beethoven doing in his grave?

He's decomposing.

Why do you want to be buried at sea?

Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.