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What did Mozart and Beethoven do whilst in the grave?

Decompose

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What did Mozart and Beethoven do whilst in the grave?

Decompose

What do you think Mozart is doing right now?

Decomposing.

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Why couldn't Beethoven find his teacher?

Because he was Haydn.

What is Beethoven's favourite fruit?

BA-NA-NA-NA BA-NA-NA-NA

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What's Mozart doing?

Decomposing.

What do you think Mozart is doing right now?

Decomposing.

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What's Beethoven doing in his grave?

He's decomposing.

What is it like, to be standing at the foot of an empty grave, not knowing who will one day be in it?

Unbereavable.