What did Mozart and Beethoven do whilst in the grave?

Decompose

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What's Mozart doing?

Decomposing.

Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn!

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What was Beethoven's favorite fruit?

Ba-Na-Na-Na

What's Beethoven doing in his grave?

He's decomposing.

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What do songwriters do after they die?

They decompose

What is Beethoven doing right now?

Decomposing.

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What is it like, to be standing at the foot of an empty grave, not knowing who will one day be in it?

Unbereavable.

How do you know when a white girl recently visited her friends grave?

There's Starbucks next to the headstone.