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What did Mozart and Beethoven do whilst in the grave?

Decompose

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Why did Mozart hate chickens?

Because they all they ever say is Bach! Bach! Bach!

What was Mozart's first movement?

His bowels.

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What was Beethoven's favorite fruit?

Ba-Na-Na-Na

What was the last thing Beethoven accomplished?

Decomposing

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What do songwriters do after they die?

They decompose

What's Beethoven up to these days?

Decomposing

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How do parents in Africa celebrate their kid's first birthday?

They bring flowers to his grave.

How to Ethiopians celebrate their child's first birthday?

They place flowers on the grave.