What did Mozart and Beethoven do whilst in the grave?

Decompose

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What did Mozart say to the police clerk?

I'll be Bach" hahaha. What do you mean they're different people

What are Mozart and Beethoven up to these days?

They're both Decomposing

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What are Mozart and Beethoven up to these days?

They're both Decomposing

Why couldn't Beethoven find his music teacher?

He was Haydn

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What's Beethoven up to these days?

Decomposing

What was the last thing Beethoven accomplished?

Decomposing

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How do you know when a white girl recently visited her friends grave?

There's Starbucks next to the headstone.

What do you call it when a cremated person spins in their grave?

An Urn-ado.